ROFLMAO Drinking game

[lionessfreedom]

I had the fantastic idea of turning George W. Bush's next State of the Union speech into a drinking game, because, well, I'm exciting like that. So, let's see here.

Note: If you get offended by anti-Bush stuff, don't read this. Very simple. I will openly laugh in your face if you get offended and leave me a snarky comment. :-D



Take:

1/2 shot every time he says the word "terrorist", "terrorism", or mentions "war on terror"

1 shot for every ten minutes that he talks about Social Security

1/2 shot for every natural disaster that he mentions

1/2 shot for every time he mentions 9/11

1 shot for every time he mentions 'Space terrorism'

1/2 shot for every time he mentions the sanctity of marriage

2 shots every time he mispronounces a word

2 shots every time he makes up a word

1 shot every time he mentions 'our children and grandchildren'

1/2 shot for the words 'judicial activism'

1 shot for bringing up invasion of privacy, and 1/2 for each bullshit reason he comes up with to defend it

1/2 shot and then a really angry letter if he says anything about invading Iran.

1/2 half shot for every use of the word 'victory'

Drink everything in sight if he says anything as silly as, "You took an oath to defend our flag and our freedom, and you kept that oath underseas [sic] and under fire."

Drink everything in sight if anyone stands up and boos

Drink everything in sight if they pan the camera to someone who is asleep

From hotness007

4 shots if he uses the wrong exit.

Two shots if he stumbles and forgets what he's supposed to say

From fastfwd

1 shot for the words "It's hard work."

Have suggestions? Comment with them! If I like it, I'll add it to the list and credit you. :-D

Also, feel free to link to this post anywhere that you'd like. I made it public. :D