Employee Handbook

[lionman]

I want to go to work for the company whose Employee Handbook reads as follows:

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[lionman]

I have a rumor I need to check into. I think there -is- a company whose Employee Manual reads that way. More details when I can get them. :-)

[lionman]

I'm waiting on a call back from my contact now. I hope to know more later today or tonight. :-)

[banner]

The best rule I ever saw in an handbook was when I worked for Grumman Aerospce. Grumman did a lot of work for foreign countries, places where if you don't hand out bribes, you don't get any work done. The US government in it's infinite wisedom banned US companies giving out bribes to other countries. Obviously they wanted that money in their own pockets.

Of course that law didn't last long and was modified so the rule ended up as:

.. recognises that in some foreign countries it is not possible to get any work done unless the local officials receive the proper gratuity or gifts. While we do not approve of this practice we recognize it is necessary and allow it, as long as it is within the 'going rate'.

So somewhere in our government there is an office that tracks the 'going rate' for bribing foreign officials!
I want that job...

[lionman]

Yeah, that would definitely be a nice job to have. ;-) I'm sure it comes with it's own perks. And think of all that research you'd have to do! ;-)

Then contact Spike Lee

[akktri]

Wait for the sequel to the original film, then read the employee manual.
("Do the right thing 2"?)