the story of muldoon's...
so wed. night we went to the usual muldoon's karoake night. it's a great bar for us because it's so close to our houses, that we can get really shitty and only have about a mile to drive home.
so, i got there first, then matt eventually met me. he told me he'd been drinking since 11 a.m. that morning. he went up to holly b/c he's a snowboard instructor there. but before he hit the slopes he had 2 pitchers of beer at one bar, then a couple other beers at another, not to mention the "guzzle, twist, smash, throw" action that probably took place on the chairlift with teresa, a ski instructor at the slope. after holly, he went to his girlfriends parents house, where haley's mom offered him a beer, which turned into 8. he then came to muldoon's. by this time of the day, he was hungry, so he ordered the hearburn platter.
here are a couple more pictures of his drunkass eating the managerie of shit!
eventually it was decided that there wasn't enough mustard on this awful looking plate, so some of that was added...
here was the result...post-mustard application.
but matt's iron stomach didn't mind! here he looks happier than a big with a mouth full of shit! or...yeah...something like that...
so then matt decided to wash that crap down with a little of the old barley...and wheat. whatever the fuck that shit's made out of.
then not only did he have heartburn, but he was bored. (this is my favorite picture of the night.)
i got bored too, so i was like "what's the score of this hockey game bro?"
...and matt was like "fuck that shit. you're gay."
but then the boredom came to a hault when...guess who showed up? jason todd!!!
we shot the shit for awhile...
then matt's ho-ass got a call from his girlfriend. so he went to the back of the bar and talked to her for a good half hour like a bitch.
so i then said to jason, "ya know matt's been drinking all day, i doubt he's gonna finish his beer." and jason's like "well alright then motha fucka's! i'm gonna double fist these dueces and suck 'em till my eyes roll back in my head!"
...and there they go!
matt then came back and shot some more shit with us. he drank waters for the rest of the night as seen here. what a pussy.
then matt was like, "ok dude, this sucks. let's leave." so we did.
the end.
hope to see some of you tonight, somewhere.
so, i got there first, then matt eventually met me. he told me he'd been drinking since 11 a.m. that morning. he went up to holly b/c he's a snowboard instructor there. but before he hit the slopes he had 2 pitchers of beer at one bar, then a couple other beers at another, not to mention the "guzzle, twist, smash, throw" action that probably took place on the chairlift with teresa, a ski instructor at the slope. after holly, he went to his girlfriends parents house, where haley's mom offered him a beer, which turned into 8. he then came to muldoon's. by this time of the day, he was hungry, so he ordered the hearburn platter.
here are a couple more pictures of his drunkass eating the managerie of shit!
eventually it was decided that there wasn't enough mustard on this awful looking plate, so some of that was added...
here was the result...post-mustard application.
but matt's iron stomach didn't mind! here he looks happier than a big with a mouth full of shit! or...yeah...something like that...
so then matt decided to wash that crap down with a little of the old barley...and wheat. whatever the fuck that shit's made out of.
then not only did he have heartburn, but he was bored. (this is my favorite picture of the night.)
i got bored too, so i was like "what's the score of this hockey game bro?"
...and matt was like "fuck that shit. you're gay."
but then the boredom came to a hault when...guess who showed up? jason todd!!!
we shot the shit for awhile...
then matt's ho-ass got a call from his girlfriend. so he went to the back of the bar and talked to her for a good half hour like a bitch.
so i then said to jason, "ya know matt's been drinking all day, i doubt he's gonna finish his beer." and jason's like "well alright then motha fucka's! i'm gonna double fist these dueces and suck 'em till my eyes roll back in my head!"
...and there they go!
matt then came back and shot some more shit with us. he drank waters for the rest of the night as seen here. what a pussy.
then matt was like, "ok dude, this sucks. let's leave." so we did.
the end.
hope to see some of you tonight, somewhere.