NewSpeak -- Suckage

[lionus]

Suckage - That which make a person, place or thing suck (in the colloquial sense).

Examples: “The boss is suckage” or "This meeting is suckage." Meaning that the boss or the current meeting is part of what makes that workplace suck.
“Her attitude is pure suckage.”  Her attitude is part of what makes her suck as a person.

Comments

[partran]

I prefer "Lions are amazingly good at suckage, especially when you knead their ears."

[leo_darkside]

I'll Suck to that! Not that i suck at it mind you!

[wappaloochie]

Erm... Really?

I knew we had some new words but this just reminds me of childspeak or the wonderful assemblying of words that originally did NOT have a meaning that when spoken together. This new combination now has a meaning, yet no one understands it or uses it until persons from California use it in a movie to describe something or someone else.

*rofl*
This is PROFOUND!
~Wappa

[wappaloochie]

um... (this just shows I a not awake)
California = Hollywood

[lionus]

Hmmm, gonna have to wait until Hollywood puts "suckage" out in a movie? Gad! Are you saying that place of professional liars is really the source of American culture and creativity? The birthplace of Borak, Jackass and Bevis and Butthead?

I suddenly have an overwhelming urge to begin writing in French and hate all Americans. :)

[doppleganger55]

I'd be a hypocrite if I said I didn't use that phrase or it's other variation "teh suck". I know it's improper English but...it's more of a coolness factor, especially when talking here on Livejournal.

This clip on Foamy illustrates those phrases you speak of well enough.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLsGcbKNnfg (WARNING! WARNING! Contains LOTS of swearing and offensiveness). =D

[lionus]

I confess, I couldn't stop laughing at that clip. :D I even watched it again. Funny!! But sadly true