002::. fucking cats...

[lionxhearted]

I don't like cats. They smell like rotted tuna, they purr, they cuddle up to you, and they make women squeal like banshees. I hate cats. Now could someone please tell me how I got stuck with fucking freakish looking cats as the indicator of my current mood? Not that any of you need to know how I'm feeling, but I refuse to work with cats.If Aerith

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[tufui_egoeris]

It's probably because you're as sweet, cute, and cuddly as a cat.

[lionxhearted]

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Cute comeback, kid.

[tufui_egoeris]

So glad you enjoyed it.

Though you do know you can change those, right?

[lionxhearted]

Yeah, I enjoyed it about as much as punting maiming petting a kitten.

If I knew, I wouldn't have wrote all of that.

[forforever]

Ummm...

I'm sorry, but do I know you?

[lionxhearted]

Aerith? Of course you know me, and I thought I told you repeatedly to stay back in Traverse Town with Yuffie.

Wait.

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Oh God.

... you didn't bring her here, did you?

[forforever]

Yuffie? I'm sorry, Mister, but I really don't know any Yuffies. I guess you don't have to worry about me bringing any with me then, though!

So... where do you know me from again?

[lionxhearted]

What's wrong with you? Have you been sniffing your flowers for too long again?

You know very well how we know one another, Aerith.

[teh_genki]

Hey! I know you! *grins*

[lionxhearted]

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..

how?

[teh_genki]

Or rather...I know someone who looks like you. You look like a friend of mine named Squall actually.

[calmknight]

Let me solve the problem for you. Change the damn cats into something else. Easy, right?

You look familiar, like i've seen you somewhere before.

[weightedheart]

...Squall?

[lionxhearted]

... Cloud?

If this is you, kid, you know damned well I don't answer to that name.

[weightedheart]

...is that all you can say?

[lionxhearted]

... whatever.

I'll let it slide this once. Where in the hell are you at?