I miss my buttercup

Got my G license today, w00t.

Tuesday night drinking ( Read more... )

"Man sentenced to mental hospital for strangling his girlfriend sues state to let him watch violent movies. What could possibly go wrong?"

heh

Jesus christ my life is dull, I don't even remember the last time I did anything remotely exciting.

When they give birth, you can sell their children.

Who are "they"?

yay for riddles

Fuck you gravity, fuck you.

My apartment window faces a park within the building, and there are some new and old playground rules.

1) You still put your feet in to determine who's "it"

2) Instead of saying "put your feet in!", it's "put your fucking feet in bitch or I'm going to fight you!"

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"bad oral sex is getting a hummer from a chick and having her take the fellas that were formerly yours (but are apparently now hers as this judge has decided sperm is a gift) and placing them in her hoohaa and knocking herself up." Mr. Flagg ( Read more... )

I feel as if everything around me is just going to crash and burn, it's just a matter of when and how. I can't shake the feeling that everything is just wrong, and I can't pinpoint exactly what it is. Does that make sense? No probably not..

Bryce is drifting, I can feel it. Am i drifting? I don't know. Everything just has this surreal feeling to