I found these today on my computer:
This is my parents at a New Years Party, 1984. About 10 months before I was born.
This is me when I was one. I mastered the trucker hat before any of those losers.
This is when I was about 1 1/2 or two. My sister was just born, and I was obviously trying to karate chop her.
This is me and my sister Kim. I robbed my first bank when I was about 3.
This is my participating in the Block Party Egg Race. I was definitely going to win.
I'm the normal looking one on the left. Our dad is underneathe our stuffed animals. He was such a good sport.