I just smoked my last cigarette for ... probably a while.

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Holy crap, I was just searching for the fat % in skim vs. low-fat milk, and this is what I found.

WELCOME TO AIWA CAR AUDIO. HIGH POWER. CONTRAST ADJUSTMENT. H-BASS. DSSA.

I'd forgotten how to shiver like that. It's just two drops of water, man. Just like two colliding drops.

"Because Woodruff's Wonderful World of Waffles is alliteration, it is instantly the best Woodruff program to date."

In case any of you were wondering, Naomi Watts of The Ring should be familiar for way more reasons than just this horror flick. Initially, because she so closely resembles Nicole Kidman, I was unable to place her within the context of other movies. However, Andrew Ross, this title at least you should know:

I Heart Huckabees.

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I usually do not hold with scrawl on bathroom walls, but I found this particular graffiti to be true without flourish.

These are ugly times. Make something beautiful.

This break, as all breaks seem to become for me, has been (more than anything) a chance for me to 'get my house in order.' I am coming to grips with the fact that I am simply not a social creature. I love people, but only in small doses and only in confined spaces. Anything else becomes a stage on which to emblazon my flamboyant nature ( Read more... )

Last night I found myself among strangers, playing my usual angle. I was, surprisingly, completely relaxed and not at all anxious (thanks, Andrew Ross). However, the aftermath of my rendez-vous with large groups of people that I don't know left me with more questions than answers.

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There were cats fighting by the side of my house, which I just so happened to hear at 4:30 in the morning as I went to lysol my mother's car (they were complaining of smoke smells ( Read more... )