My mom has been gone shopping for hours and hours. She gets money and leaves for endless amounts of time. I've had it.

yo! as i said, this is Drag Diesel, AKA MC Dungeon Soldja, AKA Nahim Griffith, uh! We down here in Birmingham Alabama, eatin at muthafuckin pizza hut. uh yeah uh s'm'sayin. we got these kids here, they skateboardin. uh. this is NP tour 2001, holla atcha!

I feel like shit and I'm leaving for PA on Tuesday.. blah blah blah.

I woke up today and walked outside it feels so gooood out there. OHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIT. My sister just said to my brother "WHY DONT YOU STOP RUNNING YOUR LITTLE COCKSUCKER".. My mom comes out and is like OH NO YOU DIDNT and was about to put soap in her mouth but then she's like nahhh and slapped her instead. Followed by that my sister ran to her room ( Read more... )

icanbeyourwife: So the plan is this... We get her to come over. We find a big stick. beat her with it. Tie her to a tree. Find some shit and while we're throwing it at her, Donny can wip out his golden rod and pissssssssssssssss all over her ugly face ( Read more... )

From Thursday to Sunday night I had Mia, my cousin Kelly's 3 year old daughter. She is the cutiest thing ever and I love her to pieces. You should too!


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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say "What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life

I was changing my pants and my little brothers friend walks in an says.. heeeeey taaaas then stops. Im like CLOSE YOUR EYES NOW.. he replies with..ALL I WANTED WAS A HOT DOG, IM SORRY and walks out. hahaha.. Suuuuuuuch a great experience.

the first time I saw her I got that old fashioned feeling, where I'd do anything in the world to bone her.

im not depressed, im just not happy.