WTF, rest assure that everyone that comments to this entry will say 'OMG SUPES WOULD WIN!', but I THINK OTHERWISE. (XD!!)
Lightsabres puncture all, EVEN THE MAN OF STEEL, so....even if a good ol stabby-stab wouldn't kill everyone's favorite Gary-Stu (XD), he could take his head off with it. YOU NEED YOUR HEAD, DON'T YOU? KRYPTONITE AND ALL.
BESIDES!!
Here's the ultimate point: If there was ANYBODY in the mother fucking GALAXY that would harbor KRYPTONITE, it would be the bad mother fucker in my ICON (to the left :D XD). He'd have all his goons to go get it, and as SOON as SUPERMAN flew through ship, HE'D HAVE IT THROWN ON HIM.
WHAT THE FUCK!? No way. xD The lightsabre wouldn't be able to puncture through Superman's skin! Nothing can defeat him...except kryptonite.
NOW. See. You have a point, but Superman is also very clever and I think he could get AROUND that incident from happening. Besides, Darth Vader is a human being. Superman is like...a god.
FUCK YOU. MY KRYPTONITE THEORY IS UNFAILUABLE! HE'S GOT ENOUGH MONEY, POWER, AND SAY THAT HE'D HAVE IT ALL OVER THE FUCKER AND HAVE IT JUST RAIN FROM THE SKY! HOW THE FUCK COULD SUPES DODGE THAT, I INQUIRE?!
HE COULDN'T.
AND BESIDES. EVERY TIME KRYPTONITE IS WITHIN LIKE, EIGHT FEET OF SUPERMAN, SUPES PUSSIES OUT AND 'DIES'. IF THE ENTIRE ROOM WAS RAINING WITH IT (XD!! NOW I'M JUST GETTING OUT OF HAND), HIS HEAD WOULD EXPLODE. GOD OR NOT.
And Darth is a SITH LORD, plezkkthx. MOTHER FUCKER IS ALMOST MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY OF YOUR GODS. (XD!!)
Assuming that Superman's skin can withstand a lightsaber blow (and I'm sure it can, he's gotten around lasers and the like before), I think Superman would defeat Darth Vader by a slim to moderate margin. Superman could rip Darth Vader's arms and legs off if he wanted to, Force or not. The Sith Lord would dish out a beating but ultimately be defeated by the Man of Steel.
Yeah, Superman's a tough fucker, I don't think a lightsabre could personally kill him. Psst, lasers. xD
Exactly. I mean, it's not like Vader's destructable and Superman is like this godly alien character. It would be a fair fight, but I agree with all your points.
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Lightsabres puncture all, EVEN THE MAN OF STEEL, so....even if a good ol stabby-stab wouldn't kill everyone's favorite Gary-Stu (XD), he could take his head off with it. YOU NEED YOUR HEAD, DON'T YOU? KRYPTONITE AND ALL.
BESIDES!!
Here's the ultimate point: If there was ANYBODY in the mother fucking GALAXY that would harbor KRYPTONITE, it would be the bad mother fucker in my ICON (to the left :D XD). He'd have all his goons to go get it, and as SOON as SUPERMAN flew through ship, HE'D HAVE IT THROWN ON HIM.
SO EVIL WINS. TAH.
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NOW. See. You have a point, but Superman is also very clever and I think he could get AROUND that incident from happening. Besides, Darth Vader is a human being. Superman is like...a god.
Superman wins.
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HE COULDN'T.
AND BESIDES. EVERY TIME KRYPTONITE IS WITHIN LIKE, EIGHT FEET OF SUPERMAN, SUPES PUSSIES OUT AND 'DIES'. IF THE ENTIRE ROOM WAS RAINING WITH IT (XD!! NOW I'M JUST GETTING OUT OF HAND), HIS HEAD WOULD EXPLODE. GOD OR NOT.
And Darth is a SITH LORD, plezkkthx. MOTHER FUCKER IS ALMOST MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY OF YOUR GODS. (XD!!)
Entire Sam entry capped = scary
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You have to realize that Superman died A LOT in the comic books but hey, it only took ONE death for Vader to die.
Hmm. xD
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Superman could rip Darth Vader's arms and legs off if he wanted to, Force or not. The Sith Lord would dish out a beating but ultimately be defeated by the Man of Steel.
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Exactly. I mean, it's not like Vader's destructable and Superman is like this godly alien character. It would be a fair fight, but I agree with all your points.
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Hmmm...I want Darth Vader to win, but...WE CANNOT LIE TO OURSELVES.
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Darth Vader: :::hugs Waff::: :[
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IT EXPLAINS ALL THAT NEEDS EXPLAINED TO YOU 'HATERS' OUT THERE.
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