not having a car is totally gay.
im so bored.

hey the briefs wrote a song about me in case you guys didnt know.
its called shoplifting at macy's.

last night was gay.
wait no it wasnt.
i got disgustingly drunk and did an excessive ammount of drugs.
i came down like 3 diffrent times.
and we were at the hyatt downtown for some reason.

i woke up this morning and died.
i threw up numerous times.

kyle is at my house doing his laundry and eating my food.
i think id like to keep him.

we know what we want
and well get it from you
we do what we like
and we like what we do

i like not being 18. making up lame lies to tell your parents and sneaking out is so fun. i am dreading the day when i can say "hey mom - im gonna go get shitfaced, take your car, possibly crash it in the process, hopefully commit numerous crimes against nature and humanity and im 18 sop you cant do shit about it".

last night kylebob helped me sneak out of my house. then we went to the casino, deepest darkest el cajon, and his house and ate burritos, watched iron chef and a show about pie, and drank bacardi. and im also told i have achieved bob hood ( Read more... )

1. full name - ashely eleanor custer ( Read more... )

i gheave decided ythat kyle bob is the only persin in the universe t5hat does not suck. everyone elae yeha you suck.

i need to find some people who dont completly suck. i hate you all.

tonight i want to wreak some havoc.

who's with me?

stolen from katastrophie77 ( Read more... )