I do not have bad days
I merely have ones filled with irony
How can I have a bad day, when I satirize every event that happens?

Now: why are my days filled with irony?
Simply this: it is the simplest literary element to analyze and explain for any situation.
I do not know what a parataxis or zuegma is, therefore I cannot explain events with these ( Read more... )

you know what really makes me sick
is the false, misleading image given to unicorns in this current time period
unicorns are portrayed as the most friendly, gay animals ever
they frolic around all day in fields of flowers just because they are mythical creatures
a rhinoceros is similar to a hippopotamus, but it has a horn
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Another subpar season won't cost Lions president Matt Millen his job.
Millen, who has a 24-72 record in his first six seasons, will return next season. He still has four years left on the contract extension he was ( Read more... )

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i never knew it could hurt so much

today, i went to steve with a tiger game
and he told me
that when we were in middle school
we went to the African American History Museum in downtown Detroit
and i so happened to ask the tour guide
"Excuse me, where is the Ludacris exhibit?"

good times.

we're all afraid
of dying here alone

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I stand on a court of asphalt with anticipation of hitting a new fuzzy tennis ball ( Read more... )