[PARTY LOG!]

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BACHELOR PARTY LOG

Past 7 pm on the night of the 30th of July, two days before his wedding, Mr. Dr. Edward Anthony Mason Cullen finds himself being abducted, against his will, by his stronger and far more obnoxious brother. One by the name of Emmett(nem) McCarty Cullen

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[The Bachelorette Party Room]

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The room adjacent to the main club area. Decorated by Alice and Esme, it's at once too much and not enough at all. Depending on who you ask. There's music and a present table, but a door separating this room from the next leaves you wondering just what or who is beyond the door...

Re: [The Bachelorette Party Room]

[igaveudejavu]

Alice strolled in, confident that now that they had gotten Bella this far, Esme would be able to get the girl the rest of the way inside on her own. The room was perfect, and made fun of itself enough to appeal to Bella. Hopefully the girl wouldn't mind the pinata shaped like a buff fireman... (little did anyone but Edward and Alice know, but it was filled with condoms).

Re: [The Bachelorette Party Room]

[petit_shinigami]

Rukia was setting up the bar counter with decorations. Somehow, the Cullens had managed to rent the entire bar out for the night. Even though there were still a few clubbers inside, it was mainly empty, so they apparently had leeway on decorations.

When she was done, she stood back and admired her handiwork. It was a work of art, really. Pure genius.

Taking the streamers under one arm, she wandered over to where Alice was standing.

"What's that?" she asked, pointing at the pinata.

Re: [The Bachelorette Party Room]

[igaveudejavu]

Alice spun around to greet Rukia and congratulate her on how good she'd thought the bar decorations had turned out. After hugging the girl, enthusiastically but carefully, she pulled back and laughed.

"It's a buff fireman pinata. I thought the police officer one would remind Bella too much of Charlie. I decided to go with the practical and stuff it with condoms, since half of us can't actually EAT candy."

[Outside]

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For when you need a smoke. Or two. Or three dozen.

Or you just need to get away from those prying eyes and flashing lights. Although no promises are made about not being dragged back inside later.

Re: [Outside]

[bearytasty]

Using the stealth of all the greatest ninjas and spies and super-spies in the world, Emmett tip-toed to the Vanquish. Rapping "Gold Digger" at an obnoxiously loud tone in his head, he unloaded boxes from his jeep, tearing them open--

--and filling Edward's car with thousands of condoms. He could get away with it. He was Emmett.

With a happy grin, he gently placed a fancy card on top of them. Couldn't have his darling brother not knowing whom the gift was from.

Re: [Outside]

[igaveudejavu]

*inside, hours before this incident, Alice SUDDENLY got the original idea to fill a pinata with condoms for Bella*

Re: [Outside]

[bearytasty]

Emmett will so approve of that plan, regardless of originality.

[Stripper poles]

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Because, as Rabid says, "THINGS GET CRAZY AT THE SEMI-IN HOUSE OF MILDLY SPICY SALSA."

And Edward leads a terribly tragic and difficult life.

Re: [Stripper poles]

[bearytasty]

Emmett grins deviously, standing before one of the stripper poles.

"...this will be the highlight of the night."

Re: [Stripper poles]

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Edward had a very bad feeling about this.

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[bearytasty]

"WHY HELLO THERE EDWARD!" Emmett shouted, louder than necessary. The sounds of 'It's Britney, Bitch' became to chime from somewhere.

"I dedicate this to you, darling brother. I know you'd rather be watching Bella do this, but that has to wait till you're both more comfortable in your sex life."