that I've been spelling Connecticut wrong for my entire life.

"To be happy is to be able to become aware of oneself without fright."- Walter Benjamin

From "A Parody Outline of History" by Donald Ogden Stewart


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I discovered this when I first moved into my apartment. It was printed by the Children's Memorial Hospital in October of '73. It could be useful, especially if you're into the idea of making yourself throw up. (I also just really like scanning shit)

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Me: So what was your name again?
Lady: Pooty
Me: I'm sorry, what was that?
Lady: P-O-O-T-I-E. Pooty.
Me: (struggling) Okay. Thanks, Pooty.

( This is what KBB had to say about my car )

Hard up? Don't drive.