i took myself on a date

[liquidmorpheme]

So everyone knows about Danny Boyle's third-act problems, but did you know that even before the 3rd act in Trance he steps off into the deep end with a major heisty plot point that hinges on Rosario Dawson's freshly shaved vagina? He shows it to us twice just so we're clear. James McAvoy reaches out to it, cartoonishly astounded, and whispers How

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[liquidmorpheme]

For several reasons one vagina does not spoil a movie. Ahem. But the reason this one has a vagina is because it is bad. It is bizarre and absurd and ridiculous and unaware that it is so, and the utter, utter ill-conceived strangeness of the vagina moments had me guffawing and wanting to throw something at the screen-even in spite of the gobsmacking thrill of seeing it.