What the FUCK?

Nov 05, 2006 14:32


I know it's not much of a surprise that niggers have incredibly bad grammar and such, but wait until you see these lyrics to the song Show Stopper by Danity Kane.

Diddy starts out by telling these girls he is going to make them stars by rapping these jumbled words:

I keep the hood of that coupe warm
Which I guess means that he never shuts the car off?

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liquidatedflame November 5 2006, 20:19:31 UTC
scott storch wrote and produced the song. the girls didn't write it. but if someone was payin me millions to sing a song i really wouldnt give a fuck what i said as long as i was gettin the damn money.

ps. my car is cuter than theirs. it doesnt match my shoes though. but thats ok.

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liriks November 5 2006, 23:50:40 UTC
I don't know. If I had the opportunity to sing a song then that must mean that I have other opportunities waiting for me, too. I would at LEAST read the lyrics before I went on a video to look like an absolute ass. If I wanted to be an ass on a video, I'd want some kind of a reason for it. And my ass-making would at least have some sense to it.

But that's not the point. It doesn't matter who sings it or who wrote it, it matters how stupid it is altogether. And people DANCE to this song saying "This is the JAM!" THAT'S what I'm talking about. Maybe it's the jam if you have jam for BRAINS, okay?

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liquidatedflame November 6 2006, 20:47:30 UTC
yeh it worked today. where the fuck is the first post you fat bitch? i mean damn. you need to start from the beginning.

"so, after about 15 seconds daddy let out a liiiitle squirt.. maybe a quarter of a teaspoon... if that... but you were a strong little fucker! you did the damn thing and swam as hard as you could an knocked on that lil' egg an said 'LET ME THE FUCK IN, BITCH!' I'm so proud of you sweetie!"

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pshychoticangel November 6 2006, 11:59:05 UTC
WTF BIOTCH U DIDNT TELL ME ABOUT THAT SHIT!!! >.< AND YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME WHEN YOUR PENIS WAS IN MY BUTT!!!!! -_-

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liquidatedflame November 6 2006, 20:43:34 UTC
no sweetie, that was me who said i loved you when micke's penis was in your butt. i love it when you make sweet monkey love to my brother. gives me more time to fuck rhea <3 thx for that!!

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pshychoticangel November 7 2006, 03:24:13 UTC
...oh yea... srry!!!!!
LMFAO
SWIM FUCKER SWIM!!!!!!!

I cant wait till i see that fatnigger even fatter. lmfao

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polaroidpose November 6 2006, 16:23:14 UTC
i really cannot stop laughing..

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