Anything You Can Do...

[lirimasilma]

Title: Anything You Can Do...
Pairing: BB/DM
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Never, ever happened.
Notes: Written for the contrelamontre "dialogue only" challenge. About ten minutes.

"Hey Billy, I bet I can touch all the tables in here faster than you."

"You're mad."

"C'mon. What else are we going to do?"

"Oh, fine."

"Okay, you go first."

"The things you do to keep yourself amused..."

"Shut up. Okay...go!"

"How long was that?"

"Er...twenty seconds."

"You're not beatin' that."

"Watch me."

"Go."

"How long?"

"...well, look at that. Must've forgotten to start the stopwatch."

"Billy!"

"Guess that means I win."

--

"I bet I can surf better than you."

"You do, do you?"

"Yes I do."

"Into the water we go, then."

"Ha! I told you I - oof!"

"Looks like I win."

"You pushed me!"

"Yeah, well, there's an indication of your talent, isn't it? S'posed to be able to stay on."

"Oh, you fucking..."

"Such a sore loser."

--

"Bet I can kiss better than you."

"I've got age and experience over you. There's no way."

"That so?"

"Yeah."

"We'll see."

"...how do we judge that?"

"Call it a tie?"

"Sounds good."

--

"Bet I give better blowjobs than you do."

"Never let it be said Dominic Monaghan steps down from a challenge. Off with the pants, Boyd."