This is why I'm hot! ...because I'm burning in Hell.

[lisa_c]

...if you are easily offended and/or don't like/take jokes about religion and assassination well, you probably want to skip this entry!

Via text message:
Me: can I have summer now?
Bobby: if I was god then yes
Me: maybe you should be god. Are there elections for that?
Bobby: I don't think it's a democratic process although the way some leaders

Comments

[sayingwhatiam]

I still love you! ...but I guess that doesn't mean much, since I'm going to hell too?

Whatever, that's where the parties are! WOOOOO HELL.

(I made a joke yesterday about Shay's dead mom blowing Satan. I'm a horrible person.)

[lisa_c]

Sweet! Are they Robitusin dance parties? I like those!

(Hahahaha, oh my god. What?? How does something like that even come up? Ily.)

[xodeathbysex]

haha I def. still love you.. I think that whole conversation is awesome.

[lisa_c]

Yay! I like being loved! It makes the world bright and shiny and full of cereal boxes with prizes in them! (Seriously, cereal box prizes. Remember those? Little stick-on tattoos? Big, plastic rings that covered half your hand and turned your finger green? Those were the days, man.)

[forcedmovement]

I STILL LOVE YOU! I mean, after SNAP CRACKER POP, we were already doomed to hell. It's just awesome to know that Bobby can come too. PARTY TIME.

[lisa_c]

At least I didn't talk about throwing anyone in an oven this time! Though I guess that's how I could assassinate Hugh? I feel like that would make something nasty, though....like funyuns. But if they're godly funyuns maybe they are less nasty?

[forcedmovement]

They would probably just taste like the Jesus crackers you get at church. So, you know, NOTHING.

[lisa_c]

I like Christ Crackers, sort of! I'm not gonna lie, after 45 minutes of mass, they were the highlight of my church experience (well, that and singing! "Jesus Christ is risen todaaay, Alleeeeeeelujah!") Though I never really understood why Catholics eat Jesus. The Catholic church is for cannibalism? What?

[poisonarrows]

Ahahaha, you're fabulous. I joke about awful stuff on occasion, and people are just like, "Did you seriously just make a Holocaust joke?" or whatever. Being politically correct is overrated.

[lisa_c]

I'm pretty okay with being a politically incorrect asshole. Life just more fun that way, you know?
I made a lot of jew jokes yesterday. I feel like it's not as bad since I'm not jewish, but I'm not christian either, so. I just make fun of everyone! =)

[lisa_c]

Yay! ...I maybe just sang Can You Feel The Love Tonight? Whateverrr, you never threw rocks at my window and serenaded me on Valentines Day, so I get to sing Lion King songs at you!