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lisaisgod

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May 29, 2006 22:40

No, you cannot model if you're short.
No, you cannot model if you're beastly looking.
SO STOP FUCKING ASKING BY PUTTING YOUR SHIT ON MY FRIENDS PAGE.
I swear to god, if I see one more fucking app in should-i-model where the person is liek "I'm only 4'11"" or any other fucking height under 5'8" at the least: I will shit on their face ( Read more... )

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plainoljane May 31 2006, 00:56:25 UTC

I'm pissed off at my own community. Everyone ignores the basic principles of modelling: 34-24-34 and 5'8" and above.

It doesn't matter if you're hot.

lisaisgod May 31 2006, 00:57:49 UTC

If short people could model, I'd stop eating for three months and do it.
You should make the first rule: IF YOU'RE WICKED SHORT AND/OR FAT AND BEASTLY, YOU ARE STRONGLY DISCOURAGED FROM APPLYING.

plainoljane May 31 2006, 00:59:12 UTC

I don't know about the fat/beastly bit. There's always plus sized modelling. And then there are all those models that people say are ugly (Iekeliene Stange, etc) or ones I think are ugly that people say are beautiful (Gemma Ward, etc.)

lisaisgod May 31 2006, 01:00:21 UTC

Plus sized models are NOT fat. Not at alllll. They all just have bigger builds.
And there's a difference between beastly and ugly. Beastly is really really gross and NO ONE wants to look at you.

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rampage1 June 3 2006, 15:24:40 UTC

you're hot,

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