dang it... i feel like a loser
1)Who is the last person you high-fived?
my friend Gabe
2)If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
uh sure
3)Do you sleep with the tv on?
uhm i fall asleep with it on, but i put a timer on it. I hate waking up to the tv, but i like falling asleep with the flickering light
4)Have you ever wheezed the juice?
if by that you mean drinking straight from the slurpee machine... no. but ive always wanted to!!
5)Have you ever won a spelling bee?
yes sir. in elementary school
6)Have you ever been stung by a bee?
yes... and im allergic... so it SUCKS
7)How fast can you type?
faster than superman can
8)Are you afraid of the dark?
depends on which neighborhood im in
9)What color are your socks?
depends... i have lots of different kinds.
10)Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
negative.
11)When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
when my back hurt so badly i could barely move
12)Do you knock on wood?
everytime i show up to my friend Emy's house. Her door is made of wood.
13)Do you floss daily?
no. i dont. bam.
14)Do you wanna Fanta?
only if its orange
15)Can you hula hoop?
oh yes... ive got moooooves youve never seeeeen.
16)Are you good at keeping secrets?
heck yes. best ever.
17)What do you want for Christmas?
an Ipod
18)Do you know the Muffin Man?
no. i dont hang out with fat people... im pretty shallow.
19)Do you talk in your sleep?
nope
20)Who wrote the book of love?
i wonder
21)Have you ever flown a kite?
oh yes
22)Do you wish on your fallen lashes?
no. i try to get them off of me... thats the big concern.
23)Do you whiten your teeth?
no. i dont have the money... does whitening toothpaste count?
24)Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
yeah... its pretty foul.
25)Have you ever asked for a pony?
yeah, just my last birthday... and JT actually got me one.
26)Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
nope
27)Can you juggle?
actually i can... a little bit.
28)Do you wanna know a secret?
nah... im good.
29)If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
no more stupid questions
30)Do the chickens have large talons?
whut? i dont understand a word you just said boy.
31)If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
i liked alisons answer... but uh... yeah im gonna go with that... oh you dont know what she said? oh well.
32)Are you ready to rumble?
i was BORN ready.
33)Can you count to Schfifty-Five?
heck yes i can. and schmifty-five
34)Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
yeah once my mom expelled me from homeschool... it was awesome.... ok i totally made that up.
35)How do you spell relief?
there are 2 e's in rEliEf
36)Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes i have... quite a few times. houses and cars
37)Have you ever eaten dog food?
uhm no way.
38)Can you handle the truth?
i can handle anything... except cars with no power steering.
39)Do you like green eggs and ham?
Dr Seuss was a genius
40)Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
my daddy is the best. im just glad he's alive :)