portland is weird

-hang in there, she won't be your boss much longer ( Read more... )

no more bars on mondays. no. no more.
ow.

so, janelle and i have come up with a few email subject lines for YET ANOTHER message i'm sending to a prospective academic reference who seems to be ignoring me all together....and for a while now. they include ( Read more... )

i want only agnostics and non-religious persons of all races and backgrounds to serve in political offices, as political figures....like, from now on. until the end of time. all over the world. mandated. seriously. i'm sick of this shit.

You are a
Social Liberal
(80% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(20% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist

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i whistle ALL THE TIME.

where did this come from? why the hell do people whistle anyhow?

Your Expression Number is 6You have an outstanding sense of responsibility, love, and balance ( Read more... )

my boss is a f-head

Do you still know/talk to the person you lost your virginity to ( Read more... )