what would be the most glorious way to celebrate my birthday?

spending march 23-26 in the bahamas.

May 4th - Swamp House Party!!!

i want to see west bank story.

ok so i'm freaking excited about spain. i just ordered a bunch of warm weather clothing in anticipation. yeah, i know it just snowed. DON'T CARE. i have it all planned out so i won't really feel like i'm waiting forever for this trip ( Read more... )

perez has a vid http://perezhilton.com/

ummm...she got a tattoo of LIPS. and she's BALD.

i can't wait for her to introduce us to her girlfriend. oh wait, she lives in cali. make that her WIFE.

i seriously hope britney's BALD HEAD has something to do with a fantastic song/video comeback!

here's the link for anyone who couldn't find a pic!!! http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20012207_20012195,00.html

i want to go to spain RIGHT NOW. May 23rd, i can SMELL YOU FROM HERE.

Courtney - memorize this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_profanity

(teeheehee)

happy birthday robbie williams!! have fun in rehab!

p.s. CALL ME.

so...is britney a lezzer or not?

i should really be friends with lily allen.