A meme
1. How many clowns would it take to freak you out?
It depends how many axes they were wielding at the time. Same number of clowns as axes would freak me out (except in the case of no axes, in which instance I would not be freaked out rather than freaked out by no clowns).
2. What is your favorite card game?
Hold 'Em or Gin Rummy, which we never ever play for some reason.
3. Tea or coffee?
Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee.
4. Five things you can touch right now without getting up.
A denim-covered IKEA sofa, cushions, a coffee cup, this laptop, Darien's netbook.
5. You have to be somewhere on the fourth floor of a building. Do you take the lift/elevator?
Probably.
6. How do you feel about your reflection?
I only wish it came out as well in photographs.
7. What are you thinking about right now?
Stuff to do. There's quite a lot of it, and as you can see I'm doing really well at accomplishing any of it.
8. Write the first word that comes to mind.
Mew.
9. Dog person or cat person?
Cat. (Not a person, a cat).
10. If you came across £2,000 (or other currency) would you keep it or turn it in?
This week I would keep it, because I would assume it is the universe finally cutting me some slack after a shitty (and expensive) couple of weeks. Ordinarily I might not.
11. What was the last thing that you bought?
Petrol. Twenty quid's worth. Didn't last long.
12. If you could afford to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
I might try a bit of southern hemisphere. I've never actually been on the other side of the Equator. Doesn't matter where, anywhere south.
13. Where do you see yourself in five years?
Have never known the answer to this question, but I hope it will be in a house with a garden with my doting partner and a minibot.
14. Last book you read?
The Paranoia rulebook.
15. What are you doing this weekend?
No idea. Maybe have some fun.
16. What's your dream job?
See above.
17. How are you?
Slightly tired, somewhat busy.
Oh, yeah, do this meme if you like.