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[lissa_bear]

Stuff keeps disappearing from my bathroom. A month ago, I bought a new face wash and two days later it went missing. I share a bathroom with my brother, but he denied ever having touched it, so I assumed I dropped it on the floor and my dog ran off with it or something. However, I just took a shower and BOTH of my shampoos are missing. The

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[floridapeaches]

I can think of --- I MEAN WHAT. :(

[lissa_bear]

I'VE BEEN TRYING NOT TO GO THERE!!! Besides, two half-full bottles of shampoo and a full bottle of face wash? That's a little excessive, isn't it?

[floridapeaches]

I don't want to think about the face wash -- especially if it had any kind of salacylic acid -- (*shudder*), but you know, boys. They do dumb things. And are also often too lazy to acquire their own lube. And jerk off a lot. :( :( :(

[lissa_bear]

Okay, so maybe I'm just going to go back to pretending that Lucy somehow got hold of them and dragged them out to the backyard and buried them.

[spinfrog]

maybe he is bringing someone home?

[lissa_bear]

Maybe. But what kind of little hoodrat girlfriend steals shampoo?