Turn Off the Shyness
Patrick Stump, you guys. He is like a shining beacon of awesome in a cold, dark world (just ask Pete Wentz).
Warning: these stories contain gen, het, slash, threesomes, genderswap, gangbangs, obliviousness, kink, reality shows, paparazzi, amnesia, and dinosaurs.
01. Serenade (gen) [RPF]
02. Untitled (gen) [RPF]
03. Five Down (Various) [RPF]
04. He's Her Chemical Scream (Patrick Stump/Gabe Saporta, Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
05. Maybe I Would (Five Ways Patrick Stump Got Over Pete Wentz) (Various) [RPF]
06. The Boy Can't Help It (Various) [RPF]
07. thnks fr th mmrs (Various) [RPF]
08. Geometry (Patrick Stump/Keira Knightley) [RPF]
09. The Punch Line (Patrick Stump/David Cook) [RPF]
10. Untitled (Patrick Stump/Ray Toro) [RPF]
11. Sing Ourselves to Sleep (Patrick Stump/Gerard Way) [RPF]
12. Recognition (Patrick Stump/Mikey Way) [RPF]
13. Hopeless (Patrick Stump/Bob Bryar) [RPF]
14. The Pros and Cons of Celibacy (Patrick Stump/Ryan Ross) [RPF]
15. I've got rhythm (Patrick Stump/Spencer Smith) [RPF]
16. there is no natural religion (Patrick Stump/Joe Trohman) [RPF]
17. Exactly Where You'd Like Me (Patrick Stump/Brendon Urie) [RPF]
18. in between the rights and the wrongs (Patrick Stump/Brendon Urie) [RPF]
19. like a cigarette (the way that lovers do) (Patrick Stump/Gabe Saporta) [RPF]
20. turn out the lights (you're willing, I'm waiting) (Patrick Stump/Gabe Saporta) [RPF]
21. Lessons (Patrick Stump/Andy Hurley) [RPF]
22. On the Wall (mirror, mirror) (Patrick Stump/Andy Hurley) [RPF]
23. Cold as Ice Cream (Patrick Stump/Frank Iero) [RPF]
24. excerpts from Patrick Stump: The Owner's Manual (Patrick Stump/Frank Iero) [RPF]
25. Stress Relief (Patrick Stump/Frank Iero) [RPF]
26. and the moon in their net (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
27. also fond of hats (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
28. Brand New Fashion (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
29. Breathed Upon (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
30. Carry the Two (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
31. Dearly Beloved (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
32. every aching old machine (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
33. Half-Past Dead (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
34. hit it hard enough and even skin will tear (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
35. I Got You Babe (The Pete and Patrick Variety Show) (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
36. Isn't It Messed Up (How I'm Just Dying To Be Him), You're The Only Place That Feels Like Home, and Happily Ever After Below The Waist (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
37. it may be a side effect of the exposure, but i am thinking it's meant to be (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
38. House Lights 'verse (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
39. How Life Can Be (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
40. A Little More Sixteen Candles (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
41. Little You And I (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
42. Semi-Decent Proposals (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
43. Sheepish Wolves (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
44. So, So Fucked (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
45. The Edmontosaurus Honked Plaintively and Do Robotic Triceratops Dream of Electric-Bass Players? (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
46. Untitled (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
47. Untitled (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
48. Wasted and Ready (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
49. We're Alone Now [And I'm Singing This Song For You] (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF]
50. dancing about architecture (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump/Ashlee Simpson) [RPF]