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pour $66.50 ! ! ! ! !

mapquest directions to dibden center, johnson college ( Read more... )

What did the Vampire say to the Train Conductor?

clickity- clack my teeth want a snack!

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so tonite i fed my dog Murphy a pizza crust, he bit my hand and ate it.

I was sitting home the other day, staring at the wall when I heard my neighbor's kids playing outside. I got pissed off and opened my window and found a group of kids playing grab ass. I started yelling at them and shaking my fists in the air. The kids started to laugh, so I went inside to get my shovel ( Read more... )

Jonee says my boobies make the world a brighter place...

like headlights.

oh oh oh the places i'll go

tomorrow.

so today started out as such a bad day,
you know the kind that you wanna scream?
driving home i couldn't focus almost crashed the car.
till i looked over my shoulder to see a woman
a little puerto rican who smiled at me from a glance
she seemed so warm that i decided
the best smiles come from strangers.

before today, i had never heard anyone describe the asshole as being a beautiful ruby red starfruit.

So yes, like I've said before...

Expectation... it's just another excuse to be dissappointed. Alot of excuses.

Expect the worst and you'll be right.