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[listentomeeeee]

I'm the new weapons freshener. So if anyone needs any weapons freshened, please bring them to me although I don't know if I should really be asking that it's not like I don't have enough to do

Oh, maybe I forgot to introduce myself before. I'm Ron DeLite in case it matters to anyone.

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[anosognosian]

Not like any of us have our weapons.

[listentomeeeee]

Well, I work for the computer, anyway...

[j_enigmatic]

Oh? How do you freshen weapons?

[listentomeeeee]

...

[j_enigmatic]

Hmm?

[listentomeeeee]

I make sure they work without exploding.

[for_good_taste]

Ack!

If you have something to say, say it to be heard.

[listentomeeeee]

I do but usually people really don't listen anyway.

[for_good_taste]

Then make them listen!

Even the most subtle of flavors have a wonderful contribution to make.

[listentomeeeee]

I guess... But I don't know if there's that much I have to say.

[scar3dy_cat]

Weapons..."freshened"? What's that supposed to mean?

[listentomeeeee]

I freshen them for the Computer.

[scar3dy_cat]

Er...Sorry, b-but that doesn't actually answer my question.

[neku_phone_home]

((Freshened? For some reason, I'm picturing rifles festooned with tiny 2-D pine trees.))

...Freshened?

[listentomeeeee]

Freshened.

[neku_phone_home]

...How does that work?!

[listentomeeeee]

I make sure they work right and smell nice too although that isn't in the official job description I just don't want the computer to get angry