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[listless902]

i asked my daughter if she really believed in the easter bunny.

"i really don't believe in the idea of a mutant bunny-man sneaking into kids' houses and leaving them candy. i would believe in him if he were eating the kids instead."

they say the damnedest things, don't they?

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[omega025]

Heeeh, I'm never going to forget that ...

[listless902]

i asked for gold jewelry, a big screen TV and a VCR when i was 11 just to find out if the rumors were true that santa wasn't real. i got barbie dolls, clothes and a stocking full of candy. i was pissed.

[omega025]

An adorable child, now weren't you? : P

[the_masterbot]

HAHAHA I hear you
said by my five year old niece... "bang bang you're dead, say your prayers and go to bed"

[listless902]

kids these days are kind of morbidly hilarious. i think it's cute.

you have a kid?

[believerx]

wow, you learn something new every day...

Re: you have a kid?

[listless902]

yep. she hasn't lived with me since my ex of 10 years (high school sweethearts) finally broke it off a year after we moved to jax. he moved back to tampa and my daughter wanted to go back with him. she missed her family, her old school...and how can you say no to an 8 year old kid who tells you she hates her school every day?