Comments | lisweetheart: Stolen from Lumpy

lisweetheart

Stolen from Lumpy

Aug 04, 2006 23:25

A - Available: only for snuggles with certain women and gay men
A - Age: 20
A - A random fact: I fart. A lot.

B - Best female friends: Colleen, Sarah, Claire, Erin E., Lump-wife.
B - Beer: see previous entry, please
B - Best male friends: Jeff. Corny, but true. Then pretty much all those FoHR fellas.

C - Crush: Jeff's cousin.
C - Car: Hoping to get the ( Read more... )

Comments 5

eatdave13 August 5 2006, 15:33:57 UTC

When I read your joke I misread it as tomatos. I just woke up about five minutes ago, so there was a moment of utter confusion that you can only really have when you first wake up, and I thought, … Am I missing something?

Well, at least it wasn't … How does she know??

lisweetheart August 7 2006, 03:59:01 UTC

I was trying to work on a bad pun about something concerning tomato juice, but I got nothin'.

classicrockfan1 August 8 2006, 01:49:57 UTC

Believe it or not...I actually read it as tomato first as well. Then I went back and was like "ohhhhh...well that makes more sense"

lisweetheart August 8 2006, 04:05:31 UTC

Oh, geez!

d2thelhurst August 8 2006, 14:56:10 UTC

yes, Taco Bell + EK = <3 as well

oh, and...
M - Masturbation: One of those things that everyone does and nobody talks about. A taboo, if you will.
ummmm guys often talk about masturbation. On our camping trip, we played truth or dare in the tent (all guys) i know, corny, but yeah we talked about the strangest place we've ever masturbated. mhmm... lol

can't wait for school and random taco bell trips! hey you'll be living like 100 feet away from one next year, i'll stop by and we'll tap that!