Member Mad Scientist's Union, local 42

[lit_master]

I don't know whether I'm mad or a genius.

Ever since the Fantasian thing... Well, things have been weird, to say the least. I feel a bit like the narrator of a Lovecraft story, like there's something supremely weird going down and my sanity will be the victim. I think I already failed a pretty important sanity check and aquired "weird dreams"

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[fryer_tuck]

Right. So.

How's that working out for you?

[lit_master]

Well unlike the game I can reverse it sooo... Rather well, I'd say.

[fryer_tuck]

That's all right then.

Please don't lurk in the storm drains. I don't think I could stand it if you fulfilled that cliche.

[lit_master]

No, no... I plan to stay away from storm drains. Too filthy.

The local Black Lagoon though...

[futuredark]

Hmmm. I hope you don't try and push your Lovecraftian story into my life. I am far too fond of the peopel I like getting happy endings.

I forgot, what was it you did in Fantasian? I forgot pretty much everything except meeting giant ass spiders (again), having sex, and CW's love letter.

[lit_master]

What, you don't remember the fight we had? You appeared to be having fun while I gnawed on your head.

[futuredark]

Not really. Wasn't the rememberable.

[lit_master]

Come over here and say that. I'll gnaw on your head again!

[jockofalltrades]

That's... uh... er... yay?

You're not going start with the clinging and dragging me into the mud again, are you? [winces]

[lit_master]

I really hope not.

<.< >.> Just... yeah. Just stay out of the marsh on any long weekends.

[sairen_haria]

Just one question.

You're not going to act like the Deep Ones from the book, are you?

[lit_master]

No I'm quite confident I will not be demanding virgin sacrifices to rape so they can breed my half human offspring to bolster my empire to take over the world and raise Cthulhu from R'lyeh.

[sairen_haria]

Well, that's good to hear.

It truly is a disturbing thought, though.

Have fun being in the lakes and stuff.

[lit_master]

Highly disturbing...

The worst I plan to do is scare little children. The monster legend at Lake Eerie has been fading a bit too much. Needs sightings.

[whiteisnewblack]

... Wait wait... you were a Deep One?

Well, it's good that you're not gonna be acting like the genuine kind, but...
Seriously?

[lit_master]

Mention this to anyone and I will eat your head!

[whiteisnewblack]

O.O;;

Yessir!