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[lit_master]

Well, it's May. School is almost out for the year.

I bet a great many of those reading this are glad of that.

But first, I have to preside over graduation again. Ishiyama and I drew straws and she decided mine was the short one. Bah. That means I need to write a speech.

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[casper_coach]

"Decided" yours was the short one? What?

[lit_master]

Yes, decided.

[casper_coach]

How is there a decision involved? One's just short, one isn't.

[lit_master]

Last year there was a long red one and a short white one. I drew the red one so Ishiyama decided the red one meant I had to do graduation. This year there was a long white one and a short red one. Remembering last year I drew the white one and Ishiyama decided the short one meant I had to do graduation.

No matter what I do, I lose.