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[lit_master]

Well, the wild growth has been planted. I give it until the next full moon for the plants to start competing for space and sunlight. One good rainstorm after that and I can stop watering them, let them compete for water as well. Only then will they actually get wild enough to call it a true wild growth

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[futuredark]

If you manage to get Undergrowth here, depending on his actions, I will either give you a present or flame boil your hairy fat ass.

Just so you know.

[lit_master]

Why, again, am I likely to inadvertantly summon your plant hentacle friend?

[futuredark]

Because I know how life works. Either you, Sam, or someone else messing with plants will end up bringing his attention here. At which point I damn well better get plant tentacle sex or I will be a GRUMPY Destroyer of the World.

[lit_master]

Can't you just find him and get plant tentacle sex? I assume all you have to do is find a jungle in the Ghost Zone then ask nicely.

[veggie_mistress]

I've never tried growing a wild garden...I just have my greenhouse...although growing things like that might be interesting...

[lit_master]

It's very different from a greenhouse. It requires the restraint to not do anything. Why, I bet even your parents could keep a wild growth going. All they have to do is not do anything.

[veggie_mistress]

Yes they'd probably be very good at it...heck they'd probably even forget it was there.

[lit_master]

Until it grew out of its boundaries and took over their pretty landscaping and the gardener gets eaten by whatever plant monster Dan keeps mentioning.

[fryer_tuck]

*Shudder*

Nature is mean to be observed from a safe distance. Behind glass or by webcamera if possible.

Nasty things live outside. Like the sun.

[lit_master]

Oh but so many nasty things live inside as well... Things like conputer viruses and mold spores and dust and... dare I say it...

Parents...

[fryer_tuck]

Haruhi doesn't get viruses. An upshot of having a sentient program sitting in your computer :)

Mold I can't argue, but I do try to keep my room relatively clean because working with components in a dusty room = dead components.

Yes, I know. But one must make sacrifices for AC.

[lit_master]

Given my AC is the lake. Hard to avoid nature in my case.

Eh, nature isn't that bad if you don't start out as a vampiric little programmer.