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[lit_master]

The neighbors and I have had... words.

Apparently complaints have been made to the homeowners association about my Wild Growth. Because one of the neighbor's little chihuahua dogs started digging in my lawn and the plants defended themselves. "Attacked without provocation" was the complaint.

The homeowner's association has been, ah, taken care

Comments

[futuredark]

Why was the dog digging in your yard?

[lit_master]

It's a dog. A very pampered, spoiled dog.

Other than that I really have no idea.

At least the cats have a reason to attack the yard. My catnip plant has dragged berry prickles around it for protection. Annoying as hell when I want in on the nip.

[fryer_tuck]

. . . wish them luck removing Kitty and Cujo. That should get rid of them for a bit.

[lit_master]

I'd rather they just not try. They might succeed. Or they might try and bring in the Fentons.

[fryer_tuck]

That's a point . . . but I thought the Fentons had stopped attacking anything that didn't attack first.

[lit_master]

True but "the Fentons" also includes Jack who I have the feeling would pay to inconvenience me in ways that I cannot get him back for. And in this case he'd get paid to do it.

A drawback of winning last year's prank war.