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1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
I don't pay any bills, because I'm lame and dependent. I feel the worst when I look at the phone bill.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
I don't really do those.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
I haven't, because vomit is Not Okay.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Well, not on a bar, but on a little islad thing with stripper poles in Bulgaria.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Mecklenberg.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Hum. Uh. Actually, this is okay. For right now.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Katie, I also wanted to be a paleontologist.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
One so far.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It's sort of chillyish, and I thought this man shirt would be comfy.
10. Gas Price?
What is it now? Like 3.00 a gallon. Which is slightly better than it was, I think. I don't know, I don't drive. Expensive.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
I don't think I really want to move. At least not permanently. Um, JMK though.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
FUCKLOUDLOUDLOUDLOUD where's the off WHERETHEFUCKSTHEOFF?!
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Huh. Not sure. I bet it had something to do with Fresh Prince.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Cute. I like low rider type boy shorts and hipsters.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Uh. I dunno. Candy pouches? Probably not.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
I really don't like calling for things. Like I like going places to do things, but like, calling places to order things or ask questions or set up appointments is not fun.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
I think I'd still work, and just not stress about it so much. I'd work on like, finding something I liked.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Getting up early, mostly because I feel slothful and disgusting if I sleep in. I don't like having to do stuff though. I like getting up and like, reading or watching morning TV or cooking breakfast or going for a run or a walk or drinking coffee. Not like, going to class.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Gosh. I dont know. There are so many.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Um. Nothing I do is nonsexual. I don't know. Just hang out, I guess.
21. Have you found real love yet?
Yeah.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
I still don't feel old.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Oh, what? I have no idea. Labyrinth is from the 80s.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
I like turkey, mostly.
25. What do you get every time you go into Walmart?
A hernia.
26. Beach or lake?
My gut tells me to say lake. I like the beach too, though.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
I don't think so. I think people get stupid about it, but the ritual itself is okay.
28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
At least four. That's ok. At least four stalk me.
29. Favorite guilty pleasures?
Dance music. Bad music. Bad fanfiction. Nick at Night. Bad chick flicks.
30. Favorite movies you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
I'm usually pretty honest about those things. Like, they're kind of embarrassing, but I'm very honest about them. Yeah Spice World.
31. What's your drink?
Gin and Tonic. Totally fell in love with it in Loutraki.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Gotta be Indians. Yay underdog!
33. Cops or Robbers?
It depends on the cop. For that matter, it also depends on the robber. For example, in Thomas Crown Affair? I'd take either Denis Leary or Pierce Brosnan. But in Entrapment, I'd cleary be hanging out with Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta Jones. Way hotter than the cops. Alternatively, in Lethal Weapon, give me Danny Glover over those crooks any day. And if you're like Robin Hood and rob from the rich to give to the poor, well, you're beyond even those others named here (Katie, I did not realize that you too have a fascination with Robin Hood! How exciting...)
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Um JMK. Hoho!
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Who knows? Probably sports talk, since we don't listen to music on the radio.
36. Norm or Cliff?
Uh.
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Cosby Show, obviously. Nick at Night, represent!
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I need a jooooooob.
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Um, pacifism!
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Crap. I don't know. That's hard. Really hard. Cause probably with anyone I'd be all tongue tied and awkward and it would be lame even if it was someone I really liked. Bowie.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Bowie. Sean Bean. Tim Curry. Gale Harold. Tony Almeida. You know, there used to be a list of this on my refrigerator door. And it was shit long. I think most of y'all probably know by now anyway.
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Nope. Though one time I used it as an excuse to go make out, and I've heard that they can set off fire alarms. But I've never don that either.
44. Last book you read for real?
Ah ah ah. Oh, I know! Boy Meets Boy.
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
I don't think so. The closest thing I probably have is a stuffed loon.
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Uh. I don't think I've ever brushed my teeth anywhere weird.
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Francisco.
48. Do you go to church?
I used to. I kind of miss it.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Well, seeing as I have no career...
50. Just how OLD are you?
Older than TIME. Bitches you knew that was coming.