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EVERYONE LOVES READING FUCKING LIVEJOURNAL SURVEYS!
Right?
Don't lie to me, you cheeky monkeys. You can't get enough of this.
Shit, son.
What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Midknight cause I has the healthy and the is not a fatass. XD
How many people have asked you to marry them?
All of them. Shit. Not really. Just my fucking wife.
Where would you like to be right now?
Well, I'm on my couch watching GSN with my fabulous roommate and wasting time on livejournal. So this is pretty good.
What did you do last night?
Watched the Venture Brothers, went to Midknight, fucking slept. The uuuush. Okay, so I'm trying to be really obnoxious and shorten the word usual, but it's really not working out.
What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?
"I just had a dream that a hamster pooped in my hand... it still feels gross."
When was the last time you went to the mall?
Couple weeks ago.
Do you think people say bad things about you?
Yeah. Hopefully not too much, but it's hard to go through life without somebody disliking you, and let's face it, I don't always make the world's best decisions.
Where will your next car ride be taking you?
Probably the Wegs.
Do you know anyone who is pregnant right now?
Uh, I don't think so.
Are you a fan of iced coffee?
Fuck yes.
Was last night terrible?
Nope. It was just fine.
Do you remember the Pepsi commercials with Britney Spears?
Yeah...
Have you ever caught a friend cheating on their significant other?
Not like, in the flesh.
Does it bother you when people respond to you with one word?
That kind of depends on the situation.
What would you do if one of your friends turned gay?
Turned? Really?
What would you do if you found out you were pregnant?
Be mad fucking distressed. For starts.
Do you think little kids are cute or annoying?
Depends on the kids and the situation. Like, little kids en masse can be a bit much.
In the past month, have you gained, lost weight or have you stayed the same?
I'm probably about the same. I don't know, I don't pay nearly enough attention to that.
How easy was it to get over the last person you dated?
Embarrassingly difficult. But, it happens to the best of us.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Venture Brothers.
Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Have I ever.
Were your last three kisses from the same person?
Yeah, actually.
Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
Yeah.
Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
That really depends on the person. I'm fine either way but I enjoy some cuddles and shit from time to time.
When was the last time you got a haircut?
A while ago. I should probably get one of those.
If you could make your lips bigger, would you?
Uh. No. I think my lips are fine.
Who did you last eat Chinese food with?
Kristin cheesywontons.
Pink or green?
Pink.
Math or Science?
Uh. Pass?
Do you call the last meal of the day dinner or supper?
I waffle.
In the past week, have you felt sad?
Sad? I mean. Maybe? Yeah. I was bummed that I had to leave Alfred for the weekend and miss Halloween.
When was the last time you cried?
Uh. It was. A time. Actually, it was probably a few weeks ago, I cried cause I was frustrated at myself. Also cause I'm a little bitch on occasion.
What is the greatest thing that has happened to you today?
I uhhhh. Registered for some classes?
When will your next kiss be?
I dunno.
Is anything alive in your room right now?
Hahaha of course I'm sure there are at least a few spiders. And definitely those itty bitty mites which live everywhere. And like, there are probably various germs and stuff you know what this question is dumb.
Who was the last person you rode in the car with?
Chamber Singers.
Are you a heavy or light sleeper?
Heavyheavyheavy like a log made of marble and shale.
Who was the first male you talked to today?
Moss.
Do you curse a lot?
Probably too much.
Have you ever drank with your #1?
My who now?
Have you ever punched a guy?
...maybe.
Have you ever lived on a dirt/gravel road?
NOSE.
What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
Oh man. That was a serious while ago. Probably Julie and Julia?
Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
Yeah.
Do you talk to the person you have feelings for everyday?
I have lots of feelings. You'll have to be more specific.
How many people have you had sex with in 2009?
Three.
Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, ex, k, peyote, mushrooms or opium?
Ex? Really? Yes. I smoked my ex. Smoked 'im! But seriously folks. A list is not a question, even if you punctuate it that way.
Ever committed a crime and gotten away with it?
I mean, I guess technically.
If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?
Didn't we do this already?
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FIVE FIVES
1. Top five songs on your iTunes Play Count:
I don't feel like it. It's not accurate anyway cause I don't listen to my iTunes very often at school.
2. Last five people who wrote on your wall:
I like that this is under favorites. Last five people who wrote on my wall, you are clearly my favorite people. The rest of you suck.
1. My mom
2. Mandy
3. Kinger
4. Kristin
5. Ben
3. Five things on your "to-do" list:
- Do laundry, change sheets, read for class, work on my resume, email my professor. My life is sooo exciting.
4. Five books you want to read:
- Okay, now this is a really hard question. So in no particular order: The Sound and the Fury, Ulysses, American on Purpose, Lolita, To the Lighthouse.
5. Five people you would invite to dinner, if you could invite ANYBODY (living or dead):
- Not making this easy on me, are you? Craig Ferguson. And some other bitches. I don't know.
FIVE RANDOM QUESTIONS
6. What would you do if an elephant walked up to you on the street and offered you a cookie? Uh, realistically, probably walk away quickly and awkwardly.
7. Apart from the food, what is your favorite thing about the holidays? I actually dig my family a lot. And the cheesiness appeals to me. And I like Christmas music.
8. First snow: Beautiful or annoying? I actually like the first snow, though it's tainted with the knowledge that there will be much more of it to follow.
9. Do you think celebrities should be held to a higher standard than "normal people," instead of being let off like they tend to be? I don't care about celebrities unless they're actually demonstrating some variety of talent. Generally that doesn't involve their personal lives. ...heh.
10. Would you recognize Queen Elizabeth II or Prince Philip (her husband) if they walked past you on the street? Probably not.
YOUR FAVORITE…
11. Comedian: Craig? Or Mitch Hedburg.
12. Book: Oh that's a terrible question. I'm an English major.
13. Flower: Did you know that there are 51 types of wild orchid native to the state of NY? I think it's 51. Something like that.
14. Candy: I like peanut m&ms a lot.
15. Poem: Eeeeeenglish Maaaaaaaaaajor. But I reeeeeeally like JAlfred. And Sunday Morning. And a lot of the junk in Spring and All.
16. Time of Day: Sunrise. And into late morning.
17. Scent: This is also a really hard question. It seriously depends on my mood.
18. Perfume/Cologne: Sheesh, I don't know, what do I look like, a girl?
19. Beverage: Diet Pepsi. Or Raspberry Lemonade Crystal Light nomnomnom.
20. Thing to do when it's raining: Curl up somewhere warm to watch a movie or stupid TV.
21. Play or musical: Both can be really great! Or possibly really terrible.
22. Cookie: Cookies are pretty great. I probably have to go the white chocolate macadamia route. Mmm.
23. Pizza topping: A fuckton of vegetables. Yeeeah. And maybe some chicken.
24. Color: Delight.
25. Actor/actress: I like a lot, but I'm really into Scarlett Johannson and Sean Bean. And Blake Lively. And Jeff Bridges. And Tim Curry. And Alyson Hannigan. And NPH, of course. Aw hell, there's a lot of 'em.
HOW MANY…
26. People have you texted today? Just one, I think.
27. M&Ms are in the average bag? No clue.
28. GB of space do you have free on your computer? about 10 and a half.
29. Days has it been since you shaved? Last night, so oneish?
30. Cousins do you have? A bunch.
31. Piercings do you have? Just my earlobes. Sigh.
32. Movies do you own? Probably about 15.
33. Songs are on your iPod/mp3 player? About a thou.
34. Songs are in your iTunes/music library? 5234.
35. People are on your AIM buddy list? I don't know, and I don't want to open AIM to check. People will try to like, talk to me and stuff.
THIS OR THAT
36. Top Chef or Iron Chef: Eh. I guess probably Top Chef?
37. Gilmore Girls or Gossip Girl: Gilmore Girls. Gossip Girl is delightful but the Gilmores win by a landslide.
38. Harvey Boys, Nancy Drew, or the Boxcar Children: Don't you mean the Hardy Boys?
39. Grey's Anatomy or ER: Medical dramas don't really do it for me.
40. Red, Rosé, or White wine: White.
41. US Weekly or USA Today: Eh.
42. E! or BRAVO: They're both pretty crappy.
43: Jon or Kate: Remember that time I cared? Cause I don't.
44. Regis or Kelly: Eh.
45. Hugs or Kisses: Depends.
46: Quilts or Comforters: Comforters?
47: Letters or E-mails: Emails I actually send, but letters are fucking great to receive.
48: Pen or Pencil: Depends, but usually mechanical pencils.
49: Mints or Gum: Mints.
50: Diamonds or Pearls: Not particularly interested in either.
Right?
Don't lie to me, you cheeky monkeys. You can't get enough of this.
Shit, son.
What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Midknight cause I has the healthy and the is not a fatass. XD
How many people have asked you to marry them?
All of them. Shit. Not really. Just my fucking wife.
Where would you like to be right now?
Well, I'm on my couch watching GSN with my fabulous roommate and wasting time on livejournal. So this is pretty good.
What did you do last night?
Watched the Venture Brothers, went to Midknight, fucking slept. The uuuush. Okay, so I'm trying to be really obnoxious and shorten the word usual, but it's really not working out.
What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?
"I just had a dream that a hamster pooped in my hand... it still feels gross."
When was the last time you went to the mall?
Couple weeks ago.
Do you think people say bad things about you?
Yeah. Hopefully not too much, but it's hard to go through life without somebody disliking you, and let's face it, I don't always make the world's best decisions.
Where will your next car ride be taking you?
Probably the Wegs.
Do you know anyone who is pregnant right now?
Uh, I don't think so.
Are you a fan of iced coffee?
Fuck yes.
Was last night terrible?
Nope. It was just fine.
Do you remember the Pepsi commercials with Britney Spears?
Yeah...
Have you ever caught a friend cheating on their significant other?
Not like, in the flesh.
Does it bother you when people respond to you with one word?
That kind of depends on the situation.
What would you do if one of your friends turned gay?
Turned? Really?
What would you do if you found out you were pregnant?
Be mad fucking distressed. For starts.
Do you think little kids are cute or annoying?
Depends on the kids and the situation. Like, little kids en masse can be a bit much.
In the past month, have you gained, lost weight or have you stayed the same?
I'm probably about the same. I don't know, I don't pay nearly enough attention to that.
How easy was it to get over the last person you dated?
Embarrassingly difficult. But, it happens to the best of us.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Venture Brothers.
Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Have I ever.
Were your last three kisses from the same person?
Yeah, actually.
Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
Yeah.
Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
That really depends on the person. I'm fine either way but I enjoy some cuddles and shit from time to time.
When was the last time you got a haircut?
A while ago. I should probably get one of those.
If you could make your lips bigger, would you?
Uh. No. I think my lips are fine.
Who did you last eat Chinese food with?
Kristin cheesywontons.
Pink or green?
Pink.
Math or Science?
Uh. Pass?
Do you call the last meal of the day dinner or supper?
I waffle.
In the past week, have you felt sad?
Sad? I mean. Maybe? Yeah. I was bummed that I had to leave Alfred for the weekend and miss Halloween.
When was the last time you cried?
Uh. It was. A time. Actually, it was probably a few weeks ago, I cried cause I was frustrated at myself. Also cause I'm a little bitch on occasion.
What is the greatest thing that has happened to you today?
I uhhhh. Registered for some classes?
When will your next kiss be?
I dunno.
Is anything alive in your room right now?
Hahaha of course I'm sure there are at least a few spiders. And definitely those itty bitty mites which live everywhere. And like, there are probably various germs and stuff you know what this question is dumb.
Who was the last person you rode in the car with?
Chamber Singers.
Are you a heavy or light sleeper?
Heavyheavyheavy like a log made of marble and shale.
Who was the first male you talked to today?
Moss.
Do you curse a lot?
Probably too much.
Have you ever drank with your #1?
My who now?
Have you ever punched a guy?
...maybe.
Have you ever lived on a dirt/gravel road?
NOSE.
What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
Oh man. That was a serious while ago. Probably Julie and Julia?
Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
Yeah.
Do you talk to the person you have feelings for everyday?
I have lots of feelings. You'll have to be more specific.
How many people have you had sex with in 2009?
Three.
Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, ex, k, peyote, mushrooms or opium?
Ex? Really? Yes. I smoked my ex. Smoked 'im! But seriously folks. A list is not a question, even if you punctuate it that way.
Ever committed a crime and gotten away with it?
I mean, I guess technically.
If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?
Didn't we do this already?
----
FIVE FIVES
1. Top five songs on your iTunes Play Count:
I don't feel like it. It's not accurate anyway cause I don't listen to my iTunes very often at school.
2. Last five people who wrote on your wall:
I like that this is under favorites. Last five people who wrote on my wall, you are clearly my favorite people. The rest of you suck.
1. My mom
2. Mandy
3. Kinger
4. Kristin
5. Ben
3. Five things on your "to-do" list:
- Do laundry, change sheets, read for class, work on my resume, email my professor. My life is sooo exciting.
4. Five books you want to read:
- Okay, now this is a really hard question. So in no particular order: The Sound and the Fury, Ulysses, American on Purpose, Lolita, To the Lighthouse.
5. Five people you would invite to dinner, if you could invite ANYBODY (living or dead):
- Not making this easy on me, are you? Craig Ferguson. And some other bitches. I don't know.
FIVE RANDOM QUESTIONS
6. What would you do if an elephant walked up to you on the street and offered you a cookie? Uh, realistically, probably walk away quickly and awkwardly.
7. Apart from the food, what is your favorite thing about the holidays? I actually dig my family a lot. And the cheesiness appeals to me. And I like Christmas music.
8. First snow: Beautiful or annoying? I actually like the first snow, though it's tainted with the knowledge that there will be much more of it to follow.
9. Do you think celebrities should be held to a higher standard than "normal people," instead of being let off like they tend to be? I don't care about celebrities unless they're actually demonstrating some variety of talent. Generally that doesn't involve their personal lives. ...heh.
10. Would you recognize Queen Elizabeth II or Prince Philip (her husband) if they walked past you on the street? Probably not.
YOUR FAVORITE…
11. Comedian: Craig? Or Mitch Hedburg.
12. Book: Oh that's a terrible question. I'm an English major.
13. Flower: Did you know that there are 51 types of wild orchid native to the state of NY? I think it's 51. Something like that.
14. Candy: I like peanut m&ms a lot.
15. Poem: Eeeeeenglish Maaaaaaaaaajor. But I reeeeeeally like JAlfred. And Sunday Morning. And a lot of the junk in Spring and All.
16. Time of Day: Sunrise. And into late morning.
17. Scent: This is also a really hard question. It seriously depends on my mood.
18. Perfume/Cologne: Sheesh, I don't know, what do I look like, a girl?
19. Beverage: Diet Pepsi. Or Raspberry Lemonade Crystal Light nomnomnom.
20. Thing to do when it's raining: Curl up somewhere warm to watch a movie or stupid TV.
21. Play or musical: Both can be really great! Or possibly really terrible.
22. Cookie: Cookies are pretty great. I probably have to go the white chocolate macadamia route. Mmm.
23. Pizza topping: A fuckton of vegetables. Yeeeah. And maybe some chicken.
24. Color: Delight.
25. Actor/actress: I like a lot, but I'm really into Scarlett Johannson and Sean Bean. And Blake Lively. And Jeff Bridges. And Tim Curry. And Alyson Hannigan. And NPH, of course. Aw hell, there's a lot of 'em.
HOW MANY…
26. People have you texted today? Just one, I think.
27. M&Ms are in the average bag? No clue.
28. GB of space do you have free on your computer? about 10 and a half.
29. Days has it been since you shaved? Last night, so oneish?
30. Cousins do you have? A bunch.
31. Piercings do you have? Just my earlobes. Sigh.
32. Movies do you own? Probably about 15.
33. Songs are on your iPod/mp3 player? About a thou.
34. Songs are in your iTunes/music library? 5234.
35. People are on your AIM buddy list? I don't know, and I don't want to open AIM to check. People will try to like, talk to me and stuff.
THIS OR THAT
36. Top Chef or Iron Chef: Eh. I guess probably Top Chef?
37. Gilmore Girls or Gossip Girl: Gilmore Girls. Gossip Girl is delightful but the Gilmores win by a landslide.
38. Harvey Boys, Nancy Drew, or the Boxcar Children: Don't you mean the Hardy Boys?
39. Grey's Anatomy or ER: Medical dramas don't really do it for me.
40. Red, Rosé, or White wine: White.
41. US Weekly or USA Today: Eh.
42. E! or BRAVO: They're both pretty crappy.
43: Jon or Kate: Remember that time I cared? Cause I don't.
44. Regis or Kelly: Eh.
45. Hugs or Kisses: Depends.
46: Quilts or Comforters: Comforters?
47: Letters or E-mails: Emails I actually send, but letters are fucking great to receive.
48: Pen or Pencil: Depends, but usually mechanical pencils.
49: Mints or Gum: Mints.
50: Diamonds or Pearls: Not particularly interested in either.