PETA hates me.

[litech]

So far in my trucking career I've killed the following animals:

-1 goose
-1 bat
-1 bird
-2 opposums
-2 deer
-thousands of insects

Yeah, PETA hates me. At least I didn't have a leopard with no legs fall on my head.

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[this_ismy_story]

Like I said, you'll be hitting 3 elephants next. Then you'll have Barnum and Bailey after you...