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So, I've made a Quiz about Norway, it's questionable I must admit. Dont think even the Norwegians will make it, well, actually I know the Norwegians wont make it, but whatever...!
1) Did all Norwegians go to South Africa last year?
a) No, we went to Tanzania
b) Yes, but we never returned and are currently somwhere in Egypt
c) No, we all went camping on the boarder of Sweeden
d) South Africa? Is that in America somewhere?
e) Wouldn't we melt in the sun if we did? Not a wise move...
2) Is Norway currently in war with the Russian mafia?
a) Yes, we stopped them from importing too warm furs, they got pissed
b) Yes, but no one knows it yet, not even the Russians, and they know alot (especially about vodka)
c) No, but we really want to have a big snowball fight
d) Norway wanted a war but Russia refused to waste any of their bombs.They are still waiting for the US
e) Did the last one offend anyone? It shouldn't have, seeing as we all know it's true...!
3) Has Norway ever been attached to Japan?
a) No, but on the 5th of August we are getting attached to one another
b) Yes, and then Japan kicked us out after the snowball fight with the Russians
c) Not all of Japan, just the little part of it thats floating pointlessly around in the Atlantic Sea
d) No,but Norway has asked permission to build a New-Norway on Japan,we are hoping that Holland will build one too
e) Answer C is correct. Ffs! Did I just say that?!
4) Did Norway have sex with Bill Clinton on a pool table?
a) No, we did not have sexual relations with that man
b) Yes, but only after he and Lewinsky had cleaned off what they left behind
c) We don't know yet, it's under investigation
d) Well, yes, but at least we didn't do the cigar thing
e) Who cares? We're gonna lie about it anyway
5) Who was voted "The best actor in 2005" by the Norwegians?
a) Bill Clinton
b) George W. Bush
c) Frank Sinatra (Don't ask me why, cause I would only tell you lies in respond anyway)
d) The pope (we all know he was waaaay over 200 years old, that lying son of a b****)
1) Did all Norwegians go to South Africa last year?
a) No, we went to Tanzania
b) Yes, but we never returned and are currently somwhere in Egypt
c) No, we all went camping on the boarder of Sweeden
d) South Africa? Is that in America somewhere?
e) Wouldn't we melt in the sun if we did? Not a wise move...
2) Is Norway currently in war with the Russian mafia?
a) Yes, we stopped them from importing too warm furs, they got pissed
b) Yes, but no one knows it yet, not even the Russians, and they know alot (especially about vodka)
c) No, but we really want to have a big snowball fight
d) Norway wanted a war but Russia refused to waste any of their bombs.They are still waiting for the US
e) Did the last one offend anyone? It shouldn't have, seeing as we all know it's true...!
3) Has Norway ever been attached to Japan?
a) No, but on the 5th of August we are getting attached to one another
b) Yes, and then Japan kicked us out after the snowball fight with the Russians
c) Not all of Japan, just the little part of it thats floating pointlessly around in the Atlantic Sea
d) No,but Norway has asked permission to build a New-Norway on Japan,we are hoping that Holland will build one too
e) Answer C is correct. Ffs! Did I just say that?!
4) Did Norway have sex with Bill Clinton on a pool table?
a) No, we did not have sexual relations with that man
b) Yes, but only after he and Lewinsky had cleaned off what they left behind
c) We don't know yet, it's under investigation
d) Well, yes, but at least we didn't do the cigar thing
e) Who cares? We're gonna lie about it anyway
5) Who was voted "The best actor in 2005" by the Norwegians?
a) Bill Clinton
b) George W. Bush
c) Frank Sinatra (Don't ask me why, cause I would only tell you lies in respond anyway)
d) The pope (we all know he was waaaay over 200 years old, that lying son of a b****)