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God, I'm so bloody sick of bus-drivers! They're always yelling at me! I can't put one foot into the bus without the driver telling me to "stop that", or "take those off" (rollerblades), or "Don't shove the card in so hard, the machine might break...!", I mean, what the fuck? Is it me? Have I done something to offend bus-drivers worldwide? I even ( Read more... )

My mum accused me of planting weed in the woods...! I mean, ok, it's not normal for me to be running around in the woods all day, but still, planting weed? Not only is it a stupid idea to be planting anything in the neighbor's forest, it's also the issue of Norway being way too cold for such plants to survive outdoors. You can't just accuse your ( Read more... )

Well, my baby said she's feeling bad today ( Read more... )

Nature, beautiful places, oceans, birds, the sky, stars that shine, night and day, sun and moon, light and day ( Read more... )

SHUT IT! FER FOOKS SAKE, YEH NEED TO SHUT THE FOOK UP! Tis drivin me mental, look at me; I'm insane! Mission accomplished, now; Shut yer fookin mouth!
I swear; Women do mi head in. Nag, nag, nag, all day, every day, NAG!
Hmph!

So, yesterday I decided to write a page full of only happy thoughts. (Well, it's not yesterday yet seeing as I'm writing this today). (No, that didn't make sense... I wrote this yesterday (today) but I'm writing it right now, only "right now" is actually yesterday). (Ah, fuck it, you know what I mean, yeah ( Read more... )

Jeg hater deg. Du er den ekleste personen jeg noen gang har truffet på, måtte du dø av kraftig diare og brenne i helvete, måtte du svi av forhuden din og gulpe opp innvollene dine og oppdage at de bare spiller ABBA i helvete til evig tid. Og måtte du bli tvunget til å se an glamourkavalkade uten pauser i et gudforlatt busskur i Knarvik. Måtte du ( Read more... )

Spliff, spliff, spliffety, spliff.
High, high, highety, high.
Nervous, nervous, nervousity, nervous.
Fucked, fucked, fuckety, fucked.

Pop a pill.

My friend wanted a "break"...! Friends don't have "breaks" for fucks sake!
The world must have lost it's mind and gone mental, cause this just aint right! Oh lord, how idiotic...