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May 14, 2006 22:04

in 1000 years no one will remember us. NO ONE will recall our names, our habits, our modes of speech. We will die, and our children and grandchildren will die, and slowly we will fade away until we are what we started out as-- nothing. In one billion years the human race will be gone from the universe. We are trifling things, we the living, and ( Read more... )

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thelosthoplite May 15 2006, 02:43:39 UTC
If I conquered a couple of continents, I think my memory would last a couple millenia at least.

However, I don't think West Point has been famous for having students that originally come from Oberlin, so I guess that's for someone else to do.

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thelosthoplite May 15 2006, 02:48:05 UTC
But here's the soultion:

Every time a penny passes through your hands, stick it up your ass, and spend it.

If you do around $30 or more a day worth of pennies, within decades, people all over the world will have handled your ass pennies. Then, by the time you die, millions will have handled them.

When the world is ended, keep in mind that matter is not created nor destroyed. The atoms that make up those pennies will be re-arranged, and when they are, your ass pennies will continue to be handled for all eternity.

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anonymous May 15 2006, 03:42:18 UTC
EVEN CAESAR?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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anonymous May 17 2006, 04:14:13 UTC
i kind of figured that out when i was like 8 years old....

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bluelion70 May 17 2006, 15:09:04 UTC
But I bet you didn't articulate it half as well...

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anonymous May 17 2006, 18:42:47 UTC
PWNED!!!!! marron > you as a an 8 year old

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