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You Might Be A Redneck If...
If you think N'Sync is where your dirty dishes are.
If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree on the corner.
If you think a 401(k) is your mother-in-law's bra size.
If your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone.
If you can keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television.
If you work without a shirt on and so does your husband.
If the tires on your truck cost more than your truck.
If you've ever worn a tube top to a funeral home.
If you've ever emptied the back of your pick up truck by driving backwards really fast then slamming on the breaks.
If there is an electronic singing fish in more than 3 rooms of your home.
If you missed fifth-grade graduation because you had jury duty.
If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 miles an hour.
If someone tells you have something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side.
If you ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said 'Concentrate'.
anyway
i called meredith because i missed her terribly.
i cannot wait to see her!