Why Sungmin Quit Twitter
kyumin,1796 words
pg, humour/fluff
Kyuhyun doesn't like Sungmin spending so much time on twitter.
When Sungmin got himself a twitter, Kyuhyun had approved-- he was pleased that his internet deprived hyung was taking an interest with social services, and even though he hated twitter (he felt it was extremely shallow), he hoped that once Sungmin started using his computer daily, his eyes would soon be opened to the wonderful world of Starcraft.
So when Kyuhyun realizes that Sungmin would only tweet using his iPhone, he is more than just a little exasperated... he had been looking forward to sparring with his hyung on Starcraft.
***
"Hyung, you've been staring at your phone all day," Kyuhyun whines. "I feel neglected."
"I'm getting closer to the fans," Sungmin says, his eyes not even leaving his phone screen. "Just today about 11957 people have told me they loved me! Oh, they are all so sweet. Should I reply them all?"
Kyuhyun rolls his eyes-- he's beginning to think twitter wasn't a very good idea after all. "You can't reply all of them! That's crazy! Come on, hyung, don't ignore me. How about we have some wine now? You can't say no to wine!"
"Not now, Kyuhyunnie," Sungmin tells him, which leaves Kyuhyun in shock-- since when could Sungmin ever resist the temptation of wine? "I have to reply them. They're all too sweet to be ignored, really."
"Why am I being ignored, then?" Kyuhyun cries. "I'm sweet!"
"Hush now, Kyu. Replying so many people is going to take my utmost concentration."
Kyuhyun snarls and fights the urge he feels to pull out all his hair.
***
"Kyu, you're good at English right?" Sungmin asks him one day, about two weeks after he had first joined twitter.
"No he's not," calls Donghae from the kitchen. "Kibum is, though! Ask him! I miss that fellow."
"No you don't," Eunhyuk snaps, and Kyuhyun feels sorry for Donghae as he hears Eunhyuk whack him... hard. "You have me."
"You are such a pimp," Donghae replies fondly.
"Hey Kyu, can you help me ask Kibum how to say I love you all so much, thank you for telling me you love me everyday in English?"
Kyuhyun groans-- he's pretty sure that he'd rather watch Eunhyuk and Donghae make out then help Sungmin tell his fans that he loved them.
***
Kyuhyun has always liked Sungmin-- but he had never managed to tell his hyung how he really felt about him before: Kyuhyun had always been scared of rejection and even though Sungmin could be assumed to be pretty much gay, he never really dared to confess to him.
Kyuhyun knows that he is scared of rejection, so he settles for just being with Sungmin on a daily basis-- he enjoys being around his hyung, and he feels that that was enough already. He felt it was okay just being around Sungmin, because... well, Sungmin was never around anyone else but him, so it was a satisfactory deal. Although he still had to fight the craving he experienced whenever he was around Sungmin (the craving to press his lips to Sungmin's, the craving to run his hands through Sungmin's perfectly styled hair, the craving to just touch him everywhere), he felt it was okay. And he would wait for Sungmin to love him back, too.
But now Sungmin barely paid attention to him anymore, and Kyuhyun didn't like it at all.
***
"Hyung, quit twitter," Kyuhyun tells Sungmin, trying his luck during dance practice one day.
"Are you crazy, Kyuhyun?" Eeteuk shouts from the other side of the dance studio.
"I think he must be," Shindong interjects. "Sungmin's already got over a hundred thousand followers! He would be crazy to throw that all away."
"The fans are so sweet," Eunhyuk comes over and shows Kyuhyun his phone. "Go get a twitter, Kyu, seriously. Look, this fan just asked me to fuck her!"
"That's not a very healthy thing to say, hyung," Siwon says a little worriedly. "Don't encourage her! Sex should only happen after marriage, you know."
"Oh, keep quiet Siwonnie," Heechul says with a smirk. "You know... we're certainly not married."
"Hyung!" Yesung shrieks, scandalized.
Sungmin looks at Kyuhyun with an amused expression and shrugs-- he hadn't even need to say anything to fight his case.
Kyuhyun is certainly getting very exasperated by now.
***
"What are you doing, hyung?" Kyuhyun moans as he watches Sungmin bounce back into their dressing room with Eunhyuk at Music Bank, a gleeful smile on both their faces.
When Sungmin doesn't reply and just watches Eunhyuk typing furiously at his phone, Kyuhyun sighs and stares at Eunhyuk's screen as well.
"What are you doing taking pictures of Sunny and Luna, hyung? And-- oh my god, why are you uploading them on twitter? Do you want the fans to think you're a pervert?"
"He's just bonding with the fans," Sungmin tells Kyuhyun simply, and bounces off, presumably to try and find some of his own pretty girls to take pictures of.
"Yeah, I'm just bonding with the fans, Kyu," Eunhyuk's grin is almost devilish. "Are you jealous? Hurry up and just get a twitter already. It's really awesome talking to horny fans."
Kyuhyun growls, and ignores the questioning look that Eunhyuk sends him.
***
"Hyung, please stop taking pictures of the van. Seriously, it's weird. I don't see how the fans would want to see our van, it's-- No, hyung, don't take pictures of me-- hyung! Hyung!" Kyuhyun shields his face with his hands as Sungmin laughs and hurries both him and Ryeowook into a restaurant.
"Don't get all uptight, Kyu," Ryeowook says, smiling serenely as they are led to their table. "Sungmin hyung's just--"
"Just bonding with the fans, right?" Kyuhyun snaps, sitting down on the flooand hugging his knees to his chest. "I know. He's told me that. Too many times."
"Smile!" Sungmin says suddenly, and his phone goes off with a loud click.
"Hyung!" Kyuhyun cries, marches over and snatches up Sungmin's phone. He sees the photo and sits back down, annoyed. "Great, you've caught me sulking. Now everyone's going to think I'm grumpy." He turns to Ryeowook, who is simply laughing. "Are you not going to do anything, Wookie? This is not funny! He just violated our privacy! He just took a picture of us without our permission! He--"
"He took a good picture of me!" Ryeowook grins. "I was smiling."
Sungmin nods vigorously and shoots Kyuhyun a triumphant smile as he manages to upload the photo. "It pays to be cheerful, Kyu."
Kyuhyun slams his head onto the table in irritation.
***
"Hyung," Kyuhyun sighs, watching Sungmin fiddle around with twitter even when they are supposed to be watching a movie together. "Oh my god, don't make me take away your stinking phone."
"Loosen up, Kyu," Sungmin pats Kyuhyun's arm lightly. "You've been so uptight nowadays--"
"What could you possibly be doing with your phone now, when we are supposed to be watching a movie?" Kyuhyun exclaims, feeling extremely annoyed.
"I'm tweeting Donghae! Look, he just tweeted from Thailand!" Sungmin flails around excitedly. If Kyuhyun hadn't been so irritated, he'd have thought his hyung to be really cute.
"Can't you just tweet him later? We are supposed to be watching a movie."
"Ohhh look at this picture of him and Siwon! They look like they're having fun..."
"God, Sungmin!" Kyuhyun stands up so suddenly that the remote crashes to the floor as well. "We're supposed to be having fun. But all you do nowadays is tweet and tweet and tweet some more. It's like you care about your stupid fans more than me. Honestly."
Kyuhyun then storms back to their room and slams the door, leaving a speechless Sungmin gaping.
***
When Kyuhyun is sure that he has calmed down and will no longer feel the need to slaughter his hopelessly oblivious hyung, he leaves his room and rummages around in the kitchen for a snack-- being angry took a lot out of you.
He knows that Sungmin is still sitting on the sofa, probably playing with his phone again, and not caring about him at all... and then he feels hands around his waist.
"Um," is all that Kyuhyun manages to say as he turns around to face the smaller man.
"I'm sorry, Kyu," Sungmin tells him, not looking at his phone for the first time in ages. "I've got a lot to apologize for."
"Um," Kyuhyun still can't say much; he's a bit preoccupied with Sungmin's hands-- which were still around his waist.
"I know you like me..." Sungmin is fingering with the end of Kyuhyun's shirt now, making Kyuhyun feel incredibly turned on, until he registers what Sungmin is saying and starts freaking out.
"What?"
"I've been watching you on twitter," Sungmin admits sheepishly. "I didn't know you liked me that much till I found it."
"I... I don't have a twitter!" Kyuhyun protests, flustered.
"You could never lie to me, Kyu," Sungmin grins, slowly moving his hands up Kyuhyun's shirt.
"How'd you even find it? I never told anyone--"
"Guess I know you better than anyone, then," Sungmin says, then pauses. "Anyway, I'm sorry for being so distant. I tried to use twitter as a distraction... I didn't really want to acknowledge the fact that I was gay. I didn't think I was ready..."
"Uh," Kyuhyun's heart is in his throat by now, for Sungmin had his hands around his neck.
"And... I didn't know that talking to fans would make you this jealous."
"I--"
"I'm sorry I hurt you, Kyu," Sungmin was looking into his eyes now; Kyuhyun wondered how retarded he must be seeming, with his mouth open and his heart threatening to fly out of his ribcage. "I like you too."
And then Sungmin's mouth is pressed to his, and Kyuhyun is thinking ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod because he never thought this would happen except in his wildest dreams but ohmygodohmygod Sungmin was kissing him.
When Sungmin pulls away, Kyuhyun feels tingly all over, and a little disorientated-- he takes around 15 seconds to take in what had just happened, before smiling and hugging Sungmin close to him.
Kyuhyun smiles, and says in what he hopes to be in a charming manner, "It's okay, baby" before pulling Sungmin in for another kiss.
***
"Hyung," Kyuhyun growls as he watches Sungmin pull out his phone in the middle of one of their many make-out sessions. "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to tell all our fans that I'm making out with you," Sungmin smiles wryly.
"Hyung," Kyuhyun decides to try his luck again, "Quit twitter."
Sungmin is thoughtful for a few moments, and just stares into space as Kyuhyun anticipates an answer.
"Okay," he finally says, throwing his phone aside as he moves towards Kyuhyun again. "But only for you."
A/N: I am really sorry for my fail!humour and my fail!fluff. /bricked I need to work on my skills! Thanks for reading anyway.<3 I'll come up with something better next time!
pg, humour/fluff
Kyuhyun doesn't like Sungmin spending so much time on twitter.
When Sungmin got himself a twitter, Kyuhyun had approved-- he was pleased that his internet deprived hyung was taking an interest with social services, and even though he hated twitter (he felt it was extremely shallow), he hoped that once Sungmin started using his computer daily, his eyes would soon be opened to the wonderful world of Starcraft.
So when Kyuhyun realizes that Sungmin would only tweet using his iPhone, he is more than just a little exasperated... he had been looking forward to sparring with his hyung on Starcraft.
***
"Hyung, you've been staring at your phone all day," Kyuhyun whines. "I feel neglected."
"I'm getting closer to the fans," Sungmin says, his eyes not even leaving his phone screen. "Just today about 11957 people have told me they loved me! Oh, they are all so sweet. Should I reply them all?"
Kyuhyun rolls his eyes-- he's beginning to think twitter wasn't a very good idea after all. "You can't reply all of them! That's crazy! Come on, hyung, don't ignore me. How about we have some wine now? You can't say no to wine!"
"Not now, Kyuhyunnie," Sungmin tells him, which leaves Kyuhyun in shock-- since when could Sungmin ever resist the temptation of wine? "I have to reply them. They're all too sweet to be ignored, really."
"Why am I being ignored, then?" Kyuhyun cries. "I'm sweet!"
"Hush now, Kyu. Replying so many people is going to take my utmost concentration."
Kyuhyun snarls and fights the urge he feels to pull out all his hair.
***
"Kyu, you're good at English right?" Sungmin asks him one day, about two weeks after he had first joined twitter.
"No he's not," calls Donghae from the kitchen. "Kibum is, though! Ask him! I miss that fellow."
"No you don't," Eunhyuk snaps, and Kyuhyun feels sorry for Donghae as he hears Eunhyuk whack him... hard. "You have me."
"You are such a pimp," Donghae replies fondly.
"Hey Kyu, can you help me ask Kibum how to say I love you all so much, thank you for telling me you love me everyday in English?"
Kyuhyun groans-- he's pretty sure that he'd rather watch Eunhyuk and Donghae make out then help Sungmin tell his fans that he loved them.
***
Kyuhyun has always liked Sungmin-- but he had never managed to tell his hyung how he really felt about him before: Kyuhyun had always been scared of rejection and even though Sungmin could be assumed to be pretty much gay, he never really dared to confess to him.
Kyuhyun knows that he is scared of rejection, so he settles for just being with Sungmin on a daily basis-- he enjoys being around his hyung, and he feels that that was enough already. He felt it was okay just being around Sungmin, because... well, Sungmin was never around anyone else but him, so it was a satisfactory deal. Although he still had to fight the craving he experienced whenever he was around Sungmin (the craving to press his lips to Sungmin's, the craving to run his hands through Sungmin's perfectly styled hair, the craving to just touch him everywhere), he felt it was okay. And he would wait for Sungmin to love him back, too.
But now Sungmin barely paid attention to him anymore, and Kyuhyun didn't like it at all.
***
"Hyung, quit twitter," Kyuhyun tells Sungmin, trying his luck during dance practice one day.
"Are you crazy, Kyuhyun?" Eeteuk shouts from the other side of the dance studio.
"I think he must be," Shindong interjects. "Sungmin's already got over a hundred thousand followers! He would be crazy to throw that all away."
"The fans are so sweet," Eunhyuk comes over and shows Kyuhyun his phone. "Go get a twitter, Kyu, seriously. Look, this fan just asked me to fuck her!"
"That's not a very healthy thing to say, hyung," Siwon says a little worriedly. "Don't encourage her! Sex should only happen after marriage, you know."
"Oh, keep quiet Siwonnie," Heechul says with a smirk. "You know... we're certainly not married."
"Hyung!" Yesung shrieks, scandalized.
Sungmin looks at Kyuhyun with an amused expression and shrugs-- he hadn't even need to say anything to fight his case.
Kyuhyun is certainly getting very exasperated by now.
***
"What are you doing, hyung?" Kyuhyun moans as he watches Sungmin bounce back into their dressing room with Eunhyuk at Music Bank, a gleeful smile on both their faces.
When Sungmin doesn't reply and just watches Eunhyuk typing furiously at his phone, Kyuhyun sighs and stares at Eunhyuk's screen as well.
"What are you doing taking pictures of Sunny and Luna, hyung? And-- oh my god, why are you uploading them on twitter? Do you want the fans to think you're a pervert?"
"He's just bonding with the fans," Sungmin tells Kyuhyun simply, and bounces off, presumably to try and find some of his own pretty girls to take pictures of.
"Yeah, I'm just bonding with the fans, Kyu," Eunhyuk's grin is almost devilish. "Are you jealous? Hurry up and just get a twitter already. It's really awesome talking to horny fans."
Kyuhyun growls, and ignores the questioning look that Eunhyuk sends him.
***
"Hyung, please stop taking pictures of the van. Seriously, it's weird. I don't see how the fans would want to see our van, it's-- No, hyung, don't take pictures of me-- hyung! Hyung!" Kyuhyun shields his face with his hands as Sungmin laughs and hurries both him and Ryeowook into a restaurant.
"Don't get all uptight, Kyu," Ryeowook says, smiling serenely as they are led to their table. "Sungmin hyung's just--"
"Just bonding with the fans, right?" Kyuhyun snaps, sitting down on the flooand hugging his knees to his chest. "I know. He's told me that. Too many times."
"Smile!" Sungmin says suddenly, and his phone goes off with a loud click.
"Hyung!" Kyuhyun cries, marches over and snatches up Sungmin's phone. He sees the photo and sits back down, annoyed. "Great, you've caught me sulking. Now everyone's going to think I'm grumpy." He turns to Ryeowook, who is simply laughing. "Are you not going to do anything, Wookie? This is not funny! He just violated our privacy! He just took a picture of us without our permission! He--"
"He took a good picture of me!" Ryeowook grins. "I was smiling."
Sungmin nods vigorously and shoots Kyuhyun a triumphant smile as he manages to upload the photo. "It pays to be cheerful, Kyu."
Kyuhyun slams his head onto the table in irritation.
***
"Hyung," Kyuhyun sighs, watching Sungmin fiddle around with twitter even when they are supposed to be watching a movie together. "Oh my god, don't make me take away your stinking phone."
"Loosen up, Kyu," Sungmin pats Kyuhyun's arm lightly. "You've been so uptight nowadays--"
"What could you possibly be doing with your phone now, when we are supposed to be watching a movie?" Kyuhyun exclaims, feeling extremely annoyed.
"I'm tweeting Donghae! Look, he just tweeted from Thailand!" Sungmin flails around excitedly. If Kyuhyun hadn't been so irritated, he'd have thought his hyung to be really cute.
"Can't you just tweet him later? We are supposed to be watching a movie."
"Ohhh look at this picture of him and Siwon! They look like they're having fun..."
"God, Sungmin!" Kyuhyun stands up so suddenly that the remote crashes to the floor as well. "We're supposed to be having fun. But all you do nowadays is tweet and tweet and tweet some more. It's like you care about your stupid fans more than me. Honestly."
Kyuhyun then storms back to their room and slams the door, leaving a speechless Sungmin gaping.
***
When Kyuhyun is sure that he has calmed down and will no longer feel the need to slaughter his hopelessly oblivious hyung, he leaves his room and rummages around in the kitchen for a snack-- being angry took a lot out of you.
He knows that Sungmin is still sitting on the sofa, probably playing with his phone again, and not caring about him at all... and then he feels hands around his waist.
"Um," is all that Kyuhyun manages to say as he turns around to face the smaller man.
"I'm sorry, Kyu," Sungmin tells him, not looking at his phone for the first time in ages. "I've got a lot to apologize for."
"Um," Kyuhyun still can't say much; he's a bit preoccupied with Sungmin's hands-- which were still around his waist.
"I know you like me..." Sungmin is fingering with the end of Kyuhyun's shirt now, making Kyuhyun feel incredibly turned on, until he registers what Sungmin is saying and starts freaking out.
"What?"
"I've been watching you on twitter," Sungmin admits sheepishly. "I didn't know you liked me that much till I found it."
"I... I don't have a twitter!" Kyuhyun protests, flustered.
"You could never lie to me, Kyu," Sungmin grins, slowly moving his hands up Kyuhyun's shirt.
"How'd you even find it? I never told anyone--"
"Guess I know you better than anyone, then," Sungmin says, then pauses. "Anyway, I'm sorry for being so distant. I tried to use twitter as a distraction... I didn't really want to acknowledge the fact that I was gay. I didn't think I was ready..."
"Uh," Kyuhyun's heart is in his throat by now, for Sungmin had his hands around his neck.
"And... I didn't know that talking to fans would make you this jealous."
"I--"
"I'm sorry I hurt you, Kyu," Sungmin was looking into his eyes now; Kyuhyun wondered how retarded he must be seeming, with his mouth open and his heart threatening to fly out of his ribcage. "I like you too."
And then Sungmin's mouth is pressed to his, and Kyuhyun is thinking ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod because he never thought this would happen except in his wildest dreams but ohmygodohmygod Sungmin was kissing him.
When Sungmin pulls away, Kyuhyun feels tingly all over, and a little disorientated-- he takes around 15 seconds to take in what had just happened, before smiling and hugging Sungmin close to him.
Kyuhyun smiles, and says in what he hopes to be in a charming manner, "It's okay, baby" before pulling Sungmin in for another kiss.
***
"Hyung," Kyuhyun growls as he watches Sungmin pull out his phone in the middle of one of their many make-out sessions. "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to tell all our fans that I'm making out with you," Sungmin smiles wryly.
"Hyung," Kyuhyun decides to try his luck again, "Quit twitter."
Sungmin is thoughtful for a few moments, and just stares into space as Kyuhyun anticipates an answer.
"Okay," he finally says, throwing his phone aside as he moves towards Kyuhyun again. "But only for you."
A/N: I am really sorry for my fail!humour and my fail!fluff. /bricked I need to work on my skills! Thanks for reading anyway.<3 I'll come up with something better next time!