The Underpants Dance - A Dragon Quest VIII fan ficlet
Title: The Underpants Dance
Fandom: Dragon Quest VIII
Rating: PG
Summary: The tap devil knew the Underpants Dance - and it wasn't afraid to use it.
The tap devil chortled gleefully as it swished its hips from side to side. Angelo's eyes widened in horror. He knew what was coming. He knew what it was about to do.
"Jessica, don't look!"
"What?" Jessica reflexively glanced at the creature. "Why no-" Her face paled. "Oh dear goddess!"
A horrified groan from Yangus alerted him to the fact that the burly ex-thief had also failed to avert his eyes. "Oy, now that's just wrong! Put your pants back on, ya crazy bugger!"
"Wheee!" The tap devil danced around pantslessly for another few minutes, waving everything for everyone to see. Then, while they were all still too mortified to act, it flashed a toothy grin at them before thrusting its hips a final time.
Goddess have mercy- Angelo slapped a palm to his face.
Suddenly, a hard crack cut the monster's snickering off. Angelo looked up in time to see the tap devil crumple to the ground, felled by a blow to the head from the leader of their party. The Templar blinked, then raised an eyebrow at his friend.
The hero shrugged back before responding wryly. "I guess I wasn't impressed."
Fandom: Dragon Quest VIII
Rating: PG
Summary: The tap devil knew the Underpants Dance - and it wasn't afraid to use it.
The tap devil chortled gleefully as it swished its hips from side to side. Angelo's eyes widened in horror. He knew what was coming. He knew what it was about to do.
"Jessica, don't look!"
"What?" Jessica reflexively glanced at the creature. "Why no-" Her face paled. "Oh dear goddess!"
A horrified groan from Yangus alerted him to the fact that the burly ex-thief had also failed to avert his eyes. "Oy, now that's just wrong! Put your pants back on, ya crazy bugger!"
"Wheee!" The tap devil danced around pantslessly for another few minutes, waving everything for everyone to see. Then, while they were all still too mortified to act, it flashed a toothy grin at them before thrusting its hips a final time.
Goddess have mercy- Angelo slapped a palm to his face.
Suddenly, a hard crack cut the monster's snickering off. Angelo looked up in time to see the tap devil crumple to the ground, felled by a blow to the head from the leader of their party. The Templar blinked, then raised an eyebrow at his friend.
The hero shrugged back before responding wryly. "I guess I wasn't impressed."