The Once and Future Warning

[littera_abactor]

[They say context is for the weak. So I'm weak, so what? This is a comment I made in someone else's friendslocked post. liviapenn, this repost is for you

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[littera_abactor]

NO CLOWNS EVER. THAT IS THE FIRST RULE.

(I have a phobia about clowns. Also mimes. Also, for that matter, zombies, which in my opinion clowns strongly resemble.)

[siriaeve]

The decimalization of currency.

Good lord. I can forgive a lot, but how can you be so vulgar as to mention money?

(Translation: hee! And I can't wait for the day when someone, somewhere, inevitably manages to fit all these things into one story)

[littera_abactor]

Oh, you quaint Irish persons and your quaint delusions of manners. *pats* Money! Money is the only topic!

*recovers from scary channeling of J. Paul Getty*

I can't wait for the day when someone, somewhere, inevitably manages to fit all these things into one story)

If that ever happens, I will bake that person many cookies. Seriously. I cannot even picture fitting all those things into one story.

[siriaeve]

Maybe you should issue the challenge? Like the fannish version of the Millenium Puzzle? Except with less maths, more porn, and, er, cookies instead of money. Someone, somewhere, will be intrepid enough to take it.

[littera_abactor]

*eyes you*

Are you volunteering?

*waves a very tempting cookie*

[dragovianknight]

Peanut butter? What kind of sicko are you? Some people are allergic to peanuts!!!!!!

[littera_abactor]

I have to be true to my art. If the muse calls for peanuts, then peanuts she shall get, and be damned the consequences. The revolution will not be subject to FDA content warnings!

[flambeau]

Warning: may contain slogans and/or blood.

[littera_abactor]

Warning: has been manufactured on a laptop that also processes sex, violence, drugs, rock and roll, angst, death, and did I mention the sex?

Re: here via friendsfriends

[littera_abactor]

*waves*

Thank you!

*offers you a tossed green salad with caramelized walnuts and pears*

Re: here via friendsfriends

[littera_abactor]

Well, true, but I could totally have tricked you with a surprise egg salad sandwich. It's always the ones you least suspect.

(And, yes: salad! Although I prefer mine without the walnuts and pears. I'm a salad tradtionalist. Possibly even a salad Luddite.

And given that I'm not making the least bit of sense anymore, I'm clearly a salad Luddite who should get some sleep.)

[liviapenn]

Oh, so awesome.

*has changed her journal header to 'Wings on things you wouldn't expect to have wings.'*

[littera_abactor]

*snickers*

You really did, too. And now, every time I look at it, I'm going to be putting wings all over the place.