The men's room in my complex is often a mess. It's as if all those Ph.D's are afraid or incapable of doing simple things as flushing, putting trash in the trash can, etc. On occasion, anonymous signage has appeared, taking the general men's room populace to task for their uncouth behavior. Today, such wall markings appeared above the urinal, and the message was truly awesome.
The text reads (yeah, I know my cell-phone camera sucks):
"If you are dumb enough to put paper towels in the urinal, then we suggest you go outside and dig a latrine.
"That way, you can throw as many papers towels into your hole as you like, and the rest of us can enjoy a clog-free urinal.
"Everybody wins.
"Sincerely,
"Men who know how NOT to destroy communal plumbing"
I heart the mysterious bathroom vigilante. :)
UPDATE: The sign was still up when I left the office at 8pm. I was the last one out. By the time I got in this morning (just after 9am), it was gone.