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Sophia is another year older, and I feel like I should write something here to chronicle the occasion ( Read more... ) -
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I am frustrated. I want to rant but I don't want to start drama. Anyone available to be a sounding board? -
Cellulitis
So my tattoo has been healing up quite nicely for the most part. About a week and a half after getting it done, some of my skin right around it started to break out in pimples. Ugly little whiteheads. So instead of the baby shampoo that I was using to wash the area, I switched over to some stuff I have that's got a low percentage of salicylic ( Read more... ) -
Hilarity...
The woman on the phone right now is going on and on about how I need to transfer her to the president of my company. She missed a payment last month and now she doesn't want to have to pay her minimum payment for last month and this month together. Somehow the fact that she's had 6 or 7 relatives die in the last year and today is her birthday and ( Read more... ) -
Great Day
This conversation happened between me and Madeline this morning, after she wanted to play in my bedroom.
Me: Maddie, I have to go eat something and then I'm getting my tattoo.
MGW: No. You can't have both. You have to choose food or tattoo.
Me: Hey! That's rough.
MGW: Sometimes life is rough when your name is Amber. Or Sophia.
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Best Quote All Day
Me: Thank you for calling Lowes. This is Amber speaking. May I please have your account number?
Customer: Is that the long one with a whole lot of numbers?
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While driving a few minutes ago, I glanced back and saw Madeline picking her nose. She then reached over and wiped her finger across the window. The following conversation ensued:
Me: Are you wiping boogers on the window?! Stop that.
Madeline: I can't stop. I'm too little.
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Someone want to get me out of this funk I've been in all day? I can't seem to get the fake smile to turn into a real smile. Pasta primavera is not helping, and it should because it is quite delicious. :(
Anyone? I feel like I've just fucked today up hardcore. Blah. -
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For the record, the new dentist is awesome. I can't imagine why these things have been so difficult in the past ( Read more... ) -
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At the dentist right now and I'm fucking terrified. So much that I'm shaking. There's a reason that I haven't seen a dentist in over 10 years.
I'll let you know how it goes.