14;; [Video + Action for Goldenrod]

[little_anchor]

BUGS! BUGS EVERYWHERE!

[Luffy looks like a kid in a candy store. He's way too excited to be out in this swarm, and his body may regret it later, but he's got his trusty Ambipom at his side and they're ready for the most hardcore battle of this little bug-catcher's life.]

I'M GONNA CATCH A HUNDRED OF THEM!

[Or die trying. Feel free to catch him

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[video]

[justicereigns]

Let me know if you get eaten.

[Is this worse parenting than Garp or better? REALLY CAN ANYONE SAY?]

[video]

[little_anchor]

I WON'T GET EATEN! Right Aipy?

Aaaaaam!

[video]

[justicereigns]

[Of course you won't Luffy. /pulls him out of giant monsters' jaws]

What are you even going to do with them all? You can only carry 6 pokemon anyway.

[video]

[little_anchor]

[Teeheee! Amended: 'I won't get eaten on purpose'.]

I'm gonna make an army! They don't have to stay in the pokéballs; I'll let them walk around with us!

[video]

[piccolo_tomate]

[He can see the boy from the safety of the indoors. He can see how much fun he was having, despite the crazy bugs. Well, Romano could have fun too!

...Somehow...] Only a hundred? That's not a big number at all!

[video]

[little_anchor]

[He grins.]

But I need more pokéballs if I wanna catch more!

[Not that he has a hundred but it feels like it.]

[video]

[piccolo_tomate]

[Too bad he believes Luffy does have 100 pokéballs...]

I have one hundred and fifty pokéballs. [Lies, all of them. But he doesn't want to be left out.]

Th-Then go catch something, damn it! I bet you couldn't get them anyway.

[video]

[little_anchor]

[Luffy will easily believe that too. He gasps at him.]

YOU HAVE ALL THOSE POKÉBALLS AND YOU DIDN'T CATCH ANY OF THE BUGS?! You're still in Goldenrod, right? COME CATCH BUGS WITH ME!

{Action}

[used_glare]

{Nanao sees the tiny little kid - about to be pounced on by the meanest damn Skorupi she'd ever seen, and she sprints, throwing herself between the two, bokken-with-a-blade just barely holding the monster at bay}

Run, kid! Get to the Pokemon Centre!

{Action}

[little_anchor]

[Adverse effect! Luffy's eyes just start sparkling at the sight of the Skorupi, and just runs around her.]

Hey, thanks! Aipy, use Fury Swipes!

[And the Ambipom immediately sets to work on flailing fists at the thing. Luffy just grins up at the new lady.]

Hey, do you want this one?

{Action}

[used_glare]

{Nanao's eyes bug straight out of her head, and she stands there for a good thirty seconds, completely confused.}

Y-you're joking, right.

{Looking down at him}

Uh, no, I have plenty already... {And then ducking like woah because that Yanma was aiming for her neck}

{Action}

[little_anchor]

Okay! Then I'm gonna get it! Aipy, finish it off!

[Luffy grins and just has his Ambipom beat it down... and as he begins ruffling in his bag for a pokéball, his eyes roam...]

GIANT SPIDER! Aipy, go get that one next!

[That Skorupi? Temporarily forgotten. There's a Spinarak over there!]

[video]

[pervyprince]

[Still as foolhardy as ever. The regular Luffy wouldn't have a problem, but... Well, it's still Luffy after all. He should be fine.]

Kick some ass, Luffy! Yeah! You catch those bugs like there's no tomorrow!

[video]

[little_anchor]

[Survival rate is 99% for all Idiotic Shonen Heroes, regardless of age! (Though he may need a few days in the PokéCenter to be safe.) But at least he'll have awesome things to show!]

I'm gonna catch 'em all, Sanji!

[video]

[pervyprince]

Go for it!

Don't beat 'em up too bad!

[video]

[little_anchor]

Okay! I'll catch one for you too!

[ video ]

[uuing]

[ Little girl is impressed by this attitude! ]

Uu-! Are you really going to catch a hunderd?

[ video ]

[little_anchor]

UH-HUH! Bugs are so awesome!

[ video ]

[uuing]

Maria thinks that the bugs attacking people are a little mean, uu-. But it's still really impressive if you can catch that many!

[ video ]

[little_anchor]

Bugs aren't always nice. I think that's why they have singers and pinchers and stuff. But if you get them then they can't attack anyone!

I'll make a good bug army!