one day all the antelope will tinge the sky iridescent
1. Why do you believe the world is round?
… well, I don’t particularly, I mean I know the world is round, but it doesn’t affect me.
I don’t go to the beach and observe the curve of the waves against the shore which proves the world is in fact round, I go to the beach and freckle. enjoy myself.
EVERYBODY DO THE PROPAGANDA!
2. What is the most ridiculous thing you have ever said?
‘poke his boobs’
‘ …adam? …gravy?
‘he has ears like French horns!’
‘rambutnya biru, dan matanya berwarna piring’ [his hair is blue and his eyes are blonde’]
‘he’s a sponge! He wears pants! It’s not rocket science!’
…
I don’t know, I say silly things all the time.
3. Do you shave your stomach?
only since I had my sex change.
[memory flashback; chels - yknow Desiree shaves her stomach
souf - Desiree shaves everything!]
4. What country do you hope to raise a family in?
Australia, if my good lady wife want kids.
5. When was the last time you felt ill?
ohmygod. Sunday … I was crippled with pain, and the ever helpful Steph[ve], ’would it help if I abused you verbally?’ damned womb.
6. Did you speak to your mother today?
she called earlier to ask me to buy some milk. [and I’m sure that he’ll be working at VS]
7. What colour reminds you of your school?
grey, like a steel radioactive phone tower polluting our very beings.
I am quite a fan of grey though.
8. Do you take more photos of other people or are you in more photos?
… a bit of both.
9. Is Orlando Bloom as good as he sounds?
his stubble is quite good, but nothing to rapture over.
10. Where will you be tonight?
hopefully home and warm, but quite possibly at Bunnings [THE LARGEST BUNNINGS IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE!, sorry, I have to work in the promo where I can]
11. How many months until your birthday?
… nine-ish.
12. Do you prefer love songs or country music?
you’d think people would’ve had enough of silly love songs …
I look around me and I see, it isn’t so ...
I like love songs
13. Do you need to pee?
belum pak
14. Describe the last dream you had.
a few nights ago, I dreamt I learnt how to say ‘French horn’ in Indonesian, so I could tell himabout his French horn ears, then I woke up and had a minor panic attack about the Indo oral exam. IT’S SOON AND I AM SO FUCKED!
15. Do you have a six pack?
*pats stomach* no.
16. What is the fattest part of your body?
my benign moles big freckles; some of them are freaking 6mm in diameter.
I’m soft and curvy all over.
17. Do you find drugs amusing?
not particularly, it’s a bit of a non-issue. Do I find the heroin addicts near my work shooting up distressing? Yes.
18. Are you better at Science or History?
history. I’m not bad at science though, just disinterested.
19. Is there a person you are crushing on?
just pretty Bobo .. he’s so pretty. I bought him stick on earrings, and he wore them, and oh …
20. Have you ever had a dream that came true?
snippets of.
21. Does your job involve stripping?
occasionally.
I often get changed in the lunchroom, most people are used to it now.
22. Would you rather have a garden in your backyard or a patio?
I can’t have both?
Those are two of my favourite things, even though I’d say verandah, not patio.
23. How old were you when you lost your last tooth?
I had to have four taken out before I had braces put on.
BUT THOSE DAYS ARE IN THE PAST!!! Two and a half years of my life in braces … but gone now, thankyou.
25. Does it snow where you're from?
wah, mahal pak! No, and I’ve never seen it.
26. Who is your homeroom teacher?
Hesssssssssssssssssssss … ssss [repeat ‘til fade]
28. Did it rain today?
not as yet, but hopefully as time wears on
29. Is your bedroom tidy?
no … but it is very long, spacially I mean, it’s long and slim.
30. What song is in your head?
Dancing with myself - Billy Idol.