don't trust Sarah! she always just wants to be more than friends.
had my Indo trial exam, and my god it was difficult; the listening … I had no idea.
Similarly reading comp. and to a lesser extent the essay.
what! What? I’m usually the Indo queen!!
but on the plus side, I can now say ‘fuck you’ in Indonesian, so hurrah for sophisticated dictionaries.
I am so into androgyny.
It makes me dopey and dragon-eyed
[hey rock jaw!]
by which I mean, … oh the prettiness of the androgyny …
SpencerSmithwtf!
you know what I don’t care about?
[too bad, I’m telling you anyway]
Australian rules football
[or any football really]
what do I know about the upcoming final or whatever it is?
It’s between Geelong and Collingwood
THAT’S MORE THAN I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW
But on a lighter note,
there were letters in the box for me!
Dear mo,
Go the fuck away!
I do not like.
I don’t even hate you
You’re not worth that.
Just leave me be, you damned clingy fool.
No regards,
Elizabeth
THIS IS A RANT, I LEFT FOR LILLY .. I WARN YOU - RANT
I don't think I'd want to be god - seriously, if i were God, there'd be no church, or synagogue, or ritual animal killing, shi'a etc ... before noon.
My step-family's annual holiday to Pambula, the caravan park was situated next to a Baptist church ... mass ... every morning with loud loud hymns ... stupid churchgoers
[i by no means mean to offend any religious sensibilities you may be harbouring; but i probably have by phrasing it like that, non?]
anyway my point is, ... well, I don't recall having one now.
but let it be known, if I were God and I were woken indecently early my wrath would be terrible to behold, unless there was some sort of global crisis where my assistance was direly needed, but then again, my followers would know I was a somewhat lackadaisical ruler, not so much a 'follow me and die, I will solve all your problems if you follow the way the truth and the light [the way to go home .. uh huh huh huh huh]' but more so, 'do what you will, but no disharmony.
also; I’d make sure it was known i were the god of contemporary spirituality, Allah, and Yahweh and i wouldn't be chilling up there together/at each other's throats up there.
why's that?
BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME FREAKHOG BEING/SPIRIT [not to mention same religions]
I would, however, have the ancient Greek and Roman gods about; they'd make for some entertainment and I could sing don't pay the ferryman! excitedly at the moment of death will that chap, I don’t remember, possibly starting with an e, who ferries people to Hades and the subsequent underworld.
actually I think my whole basis of operations would be more of an underworld of such, I’m not so big on heights.
[on that note, have you read Terry's Pratchett's Discworld series? they're brilliant, and Death is awesome, I remember almost dying of laughter [no pun intended], I should dig those up again ...
hmm.
hmm indeed.]
so, moral of this story?
want to be my Hades?
TOO BAD! LILLY’S ALREADY BECOME MY HADES
spots for other gods are still open though
I expect detailed reasons why you’d be the best god for the chosen position
I’m a cup bigger - amazing.
Similarly reading comp. and to a lesser extent the essay.
what! What? I’m usually the Indo queen!!
but on the plus side, I can now say ‘fuck you’ in Indonesian, so hurrah for sophisticated dictionaries.
I am so into androgyny.
It makes me dopey and dragon-eyed
[hey rock jaw!]
by which I mean, … oh the prettiness of the androgyny …
SpencerSmithwtf!
you know what I don’t care about?
[too bad, I’m telling you anyway]
Australian rules football
[or any football really]
what do I know about the upcoming final or whatever it is?
It’s between Geelong and Collingwood
THAT’S MORE THAN I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW
But on a lighter note,
there were letters in the box for me!
Dear mo,
Go the fuck away!
I do not like.
I don’t even hate you
You’re not worth that.
Just leave me be, you damned clingy fool.
No regards,
Elizabeth
THIS IS A RANT, I LEFT FOR LILLY .. I WARN YOU - RANT
I don't think I'd want to be god - seriously, if i were God, there'd be no church, or synagogue, or ritual animal killing, shi'a etc ... before noon.
My step-family's annual holiday to Pambula, the caravan park was situated next to a Baptist church ... mass ... every morning with loud loud hymns ... stupid churchgoers
[i by no means mean to offend any religious sensibilities you may be harbouring; but i probably have by phrasing it like that, non?]
anyway my point is, ... well, I don't recall having one now.
but let it be known, if I were God and I were woken indecently early my wrath would be terrible to behold, unless there was some sort of global crisis where my assistance was direly needed, but then again, my followers would know I was a somewhat lackadaisical ruler, not so much a 'follow me and die, I will solve all your problems if you follow the way the truth and the light [the way to go home .. uh huh huh huh huh]' but more so, 'do what you will, but no disharmony.
also; I’d make sure it was known i were the god of contemporary spirituality, Allah, and Yahweh and i wouldn't be chilling up there together/at each other's throats up there.
why's that?
BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME FREAKHOG BEING/SPIRIT [not to mention same religions]
I would, however, have the ancient Greek and Roman gods about; they'd make for some entertainment and I could sing don't pay the ferryman! excitedly at the moment of death will that chap, I don’t remember, possibly starting with an e, who ferries people to Hades and the subsequent underworld.
actually I think my whole basis of operations would be more of an underworld of such, I’m not so big on heights.
[on that note, have you read Terry's Pratchett's Discworld series? they're brilliant, and Death is awesome, I remember almost dying of laughter [no pun intended], I should dig those up again ...
hmm.
hmm indeed.]
so, moral of this story?
want to be my Hades?
TOO BAD! LILLY’S ALREADY BECOME MY HADES
spots for other gods are still open though
I expect detailed reasons why you’d be the best god for the chosen position
I’m a cup bigger - amazing.