Should I order worms?

I mean, I know I shouldn't blow my $$ on shit, but I can actually feed these to my toad. Plus they look gross/cool and I want to tell my mom that "the worms are coming in the mail".

{and Sarah agrees}

Zoo Meerkats Put Down

That really fuckin' pisses me off. The animals should not have to die because the little slut did something retarded. Oh God forbid the girl get rabies shots. If she did that she might actually LEARN not to do stupid ass shit. Fuck you mom and dad, I want to line you all up and slap you till you cry...

I love the made-up names that send me junk email. I just recieved new stock options from Salvador Wiggins. ;)

If you read this, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a completely made up and fictional memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - it just has to be fake.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people don't actually remember about you

"Insomnia" aka "Amusing Photoshop Brushes" aka "More Stars than a Polish Ghetto"


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Today = 3 month aniversery of me and Jamie! Enjoy some cute pics!


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...it's official, getting high and playing with ferrets is pretty much the best thing ever.

So I just tried this blog Haiku:
Hmmmm... I am not too impressed by this Haiku generator, so I have come up with my own! (first one is a repost ( Read more... )

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