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In which our heroine needs to eat too!
The New Escapologist #2: War Against Cliche is out now. Get it! -
In which our heroine doesn't like the look of this
Emru Townsend is a local geek. He introduced me to the awesome 80s gorgeousness that is "Rock & Rule". He's been diagnosed with a complicated form of leukemia and needs a bone marrow transplant, but they haven't found a match yet ( Read more... ) -
In which our heroine mélange Arsène Lupin et Ali Baba
I'm watching some of the "Murder, She Wrote" that Nat lent me, and I'm just now seized by this sudden desire to be old and wake up early.
What have you done to me, Jessica Fletcher?! -
In which our heroine has a very special guest
The Boy (my brother's appellation) and I have made more of his recipe of big-ass, awesome-ass chocolate chip cookies ( Read more... ) -
In which our heroine is a Caribbean amphibian - a frog in a coconut tree!
There comes a time in every young lady's life when she just has to stand up, bite the bullet and buy a piñata. -
In which our heroine just slayed, like, half the ring of dancing maidens, yeah
Dear everyone who has ever told me that I needed to see "Monty Python and the Holy Grail",
Okay, it's done. -
In which our heroine knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men!
More fortune-cookie-like pearls of wisdom from my little brother:
"See that? See? If I had antennae, they'd be wriggling right now." -
In which our heroine stretches on beyond the human imagination
Okay, here I am on my brother's computer. The sun is shining and I haven't had enough sleep. Thusly, I am going to list off a selection of my brother's iTunes list (set in alphabetical order) because it's Goth poetry and Goth poetry makes me laugh ( Read more... ) -
In which our heroine splits the vote
If it please the court, I would like to assert that crunchy peanut butter is infinitely better than smooth.
